Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Kansas City Northland Suspect Porch Pirate Tracking YOUR Packages, Too?!?!

A glimpse at suburban consumer life and the constant struggle to cling tightly to Chinese junk that provides very little value and only about an hour of entertainment. Take a look:

Northland residents believe porch pirate following delivery drivers

Hide Transcript Show Transcript >> FROM PARKING HIS CAR TO MAKING HIS GET AWAY, TAKING THIS PACKAGE ONLY TOOK A FEW SECONDS BUT THE IMAGES WILL LAST WENT OUT TO PICK IT UP AND IT WAS GONE.3. -- WENT OUT TO PICK IT UP AND IT WAS GONE.

6 comments:

Sly James Frosty Shit Hole City said...

Raise his property taxes so his expenses are manageable.

Anonymous said...

duh!

Anonymous said...

Guy's just trying to pay his rent lighten up!

Anonymous said...

Old people. They actually think they're witty! SMH

Anonymous said...

Porch Pirates do not realize that theft of an interstate shipment is a federal crime and could be punishable by federal prison time. Report these crimes to the local FBI office and make it their responsibility to prosecute.

Phil Cardarella said...

Or -- just a thought -- get your nose out of your phone and go to a store where a clerk will be happy to wait on you (and feed his/her family) and put your purchase in a bag for you to take home.

Amazon has enough money already from the millennials who cannot spare enough time away from Facebook to go patronize a store with a human face there to take their order..