Thursday, June 13, 2019

Kansas City Losers Celebrate STL Blues Stanley Cup Winning Whilst This Cowtown Remains Without NHL Team Promised

Apropos for #TBT, the KCMO hockey fans celebrating last night should've stopped by the graveyard where some of the most loyal supporters of former Mayor Kay Barnes most are buried, dug them up and asked them about the pro-hockey team promised for the $300-MILLION Sprint Center. Instead, cowtown hockey chumps partied at a local bar under the false pretense that KC has any love for STL.

Get it straight, Kansas City will always dislike the town on the wrong side of the Show-Me State and any "celebration" is simply to make lives of quiet desperation just a bit more entertaining with an appearance on TV broadcast news.

Nevertheless, here's a quick glimpse at headlines from the moderately big game just in case some lost fanboy stumbles upon this post.


Weeknight Fanboy Work On Alcohol Related Kidney Disease

KC hockey fans gather for winner-take-all Stanley Cup Game 7

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Kansas City's was on full display Wednesday as crowds of fans gathered inside the Blue Line in River Market for Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. Patrons packed the bar and others sat on chairs outside for the winner-take-all battle. Brock Schults is from St.

Hey Man, Nice Shot

Blues fans sing a joyous tune after Stanley Cup victory

ST. LOUIS - At 9:41 p.m. Wednesday, "Gloria" played to a packed Enterprise Center as thousands cried, danced and hugged complete strangers. The St. Louis Blues were more than 1,100 miles away in Boston, but the moment they won the Stanley Cup for the first time, it felt like they were home.

Cowtown Forced Smiles

History made: Blues beat Bruins 4-1 in Game 7 for franchise's first Stanley Cup

ST. LOUIS ( -- It's all real. It actually happened. The Blues just won the Cup. With a win over the Bruins Wednesday night, St. Louis captured its first Stanley Cup title in franchise history. Blues hockey, a tradition dating back to 1967, just delivered a moment only thought possible in the dizziest daydreams of its supporters.

Real Puck Talk

St. Louis Blues Win Stanley Cup In Game 7 By Humiliating Some Losers Who Can't Handle Jordan Binnington

The Blues frickin' did it. After sloppily face-planting in a Game 6 clinch opportunity at home, the St. Louis Blues bounced back and won Game 7 in enemy territory on Wednesday night by a score of 4-1. In doing so, captain Alex Pietrangelo hoisted his franchise's first-ever Stanley Cup since the Blues were established all the way back in 1967.

White People

Hochman: Blues' Stanley Cup is for Plager and Hull, Charles Glenn and Laila, fans and families

This is for you. This is for St. Louis, the city whose team won the Stanley Cup, a sentence that seemed unfathomable as 2019 began - and now, 2019 will be forever remembered as the year of the first championship. This is for, of course, the players and coaches and executives and everyone who contributed to this year's Blues.

Another Nice Shot

The Real Story Behind That Ozzy Osbourne Blues Jersey Mugshot

You never know when a night out will go from wild to legendary. But in Ozzy Osbourne's case, one crazy night in 1984 became infamous. Osbourne was in the middle of the years-long Bark at the Moon tour in May 1984 when a night of drinking in Memphis, Tennessee, led to one of the greatest mugshots of all time.

You decide . . .


Anonymous said...

KC has THE streetcar, dragon boat races, and million dollar arts festivals.
You can't have everything.
Oh, and 25million tourists every year.
A vibrant, diverse, and inclusive fantasyland on the plains.
And with lots more heavily subsidized and debt-financed momentum just around the corner.

Anonymous said...

Jolie Justus will now make the statement:

"I'm open to the possibility of having a conversation, at a date yet to be determined, regarding the hypothetical potential of Kansas City acquiring a major league hockey franchise."

Quentin Lucas will now make the statement:

"There was a game? I must have been drunk."

Anonymous said...

I would’ve been able to afford going to hockey games if we had one but now that some idiot former kcps and now appraiser for Jackson county made my property tax go through the roof I can’t afford anything anymore. The blacks have ruined everything. This sounds more like revenge on whitey since the hood didnt get one penny added to their taxes. Sounds really really racist to me.

Anonymous said...


I will beat Tony to this one using his language and attitude:

Blues win Stanley Cup

Sports industrial complex.....
Meanwhile KC still doesnt have an NHL team they got promised, phony downtown renaissance cowtown disgrace
Ghetto crime infested St Louis and their fanboys celebrate fluke win while crime and murder spin out of control
Still #1 most dangerous city
Meaningless fluke just like Royals in 2015
No one except white suburbanite denizens watch hockey anyway


Anonymous said...

6:39 butt hurt much? You sound highly offended, don’t worry Dana, Chris will take care of you when you’re out of work...... forever.

Anonymous said...

Kinda makes you wish he wasn't right, huh Scotty?

Anonymous said...

You nailed it! Pathetic little brother syndrome.

Anonymous said...

^^says the pathetic little geezer who has nothing better to do.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

I'm happy the blues won and I know nothing about hockey. Watched a few playoff games. If you're not moved by this amazing team (last to first, first championship ever) then you don't like sports at all and maybe you just don't like people in general.
-radish in