Friday, June 14, 2019

Hazmat Creeper Stalks Overland Park

Ring camera footage disguised as news for the late night offers a glimpse of scary Golden Ghetto life and rising suburban tech paranoia. Take a look:

Man in hazmat suit stalking south Overland Park neighborhoods has residents on alert

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. -- He's dressed in white from head to toe, apparently covering his face so no one recognizes him. That's what people in several south Overland Park neighborhoods found on their home surveillance videos this week. Folks in the Summerwood Estates, Polo Fields and Mills Farm neighborhoods aren't used to a lot of criminal activity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hire that bald Baboon with the Baseball Bat that was on the bus, she'll solve this problem for you!

Anonymous said...

Shoot on sight.