Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Can We Make Kansas City Slums Beautiful?!?

The government funded news propaganda outlet indulges some white lady and attempts to re-imagine the poorest parts of Kansas City. Fact is, governments around the world slap brightly colored paint on slums but it doesn't make them any less oppressive or dangerous.

Nevertheless, as usual, here's a white lady solving all of the world's problems:

Beautifying KC’s Low-Income Housing

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just get Tony to cut his grass

Anonymous said...

We can indeed make the slums beautiful. First, get about 50 bulldozers and about 70000 one-way plane tickets to anywhere. Start at Troost and head east.

Anonymous said...

We would literally need to bulldoze thousands of junk houses and abandoned crack houses in KC for that to happen.


I know I know, then where would the self righteous white guilt ridden hipsters go to gentrify? Just tell them to figure it out.

elBryan said...

Man, I'm all for public art, so I understand how this idea has *some* merit, but honestly, how much privilege does one have to have to say "Man, I'm so sick of looking at the way poor folks live. I really want to help by painting their ugly houses bright colors so that I'm happier when I look at it,"????

Anonymous said...


How tacky, do we want to live in Pee Wee's playhouse or inside Sly James head? Doubt it!

Anonymous said...

^^Ugh. So old. So lame.

Waiting for the rest of the world to catch up with our innovative ways said...

Can't we spray paint colorful graffiti art on all the new glass office buildings, luxury apartment buildings and McMansions?



The Hipsterocracy, drunk on craft beer said...

^^^ Those will all be blighted properties in 50 years save the money for paint and have a beer.

Anonymous said...

Wrong 12:04, they’ll be empty in ten years so....

Anonymous said...

Like putting lipstick on a pig. JFC. Who comes up with this shit?

On another note, I didn't know Jolie Justus was a lesbian. She's kind of a cow, but I could see her being attractive in a Stockard Channing sort of way.

Quinton will come out of the closet soon.

Anonymous said...

^^ Didn't you mean Stockyard Channing sort of way?

Anonymous said...

How do you paint a vacant lot?