Right now we're 48 hours from the Kansas City election and jokes are a decent laugh will be hard to come by until it's all over. Accordingly, we present this quickie collection of a Kansas City Royals attempting to salvage a pathetic season by helping to promote this town's favorite booze . . .
Here's the only guy with decent numbers in 2019 also serving as pitchman in a series of throwback 80s quickie branding commercials . . .
The premise from Boulevard Brewery that still doesn't have the cash to give these clips any real promotion:
"We like our Whit like we like our Wheat: Unfiltered. We’re pumped to team up with Whit Merrifield this season to bring you exclusive videos with thoughts as deep as some of the fly balls he's had to catch."
Take a look:
Crime Fighting Quandary
Artsy Brew Promo
Question Of Perspective
Update With The Latest Crafty Whit, Wheat & Witticism
You decide . . .
Damn good stuff.
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The Royals really suck. They’re terrible. Think about it.
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