Thursday, May 09, 2019

TKC MUST SEE!!! POLICE NEED BIKE TO CATCH FASTEST WOMAN IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Fortunately nobody was hurt and now TKC HAS A NEW CRUSH on local fast lady who recently had the run of this town. Take a peek:

Arrest after high-speed chase highlights KCPD's bike patrol unit

Hide Transcript Show Transcript ARE TOTALLY RESOLVED. THAT COULD BE WEEKS. STEVEN NEW CHARGES FILED TONIGHT AGAINST THE WOMAN WHO LED KANSAS CITY POLICE ON A WILD CHASE. SHE IS CHARGED WITH RESISTING ARREST AND LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT. THIS STARTED O I-29 AND ENDED UP IN THE RIVER MARKET.

5 comments:

The Hipsterocracy, drunk on craft beer said...

Wow man. Now that is hipster fresh. If we can get the po po to endorse bicycles we're in the money.

Anonymous said...

OMG Eric Bunch made this happen!

Anonymous said...

The ghetto girls are stepping up their game when it comes to stupidity.

Shame on you said...

KCPD Scooters might make a huge impact on crime in this city, Most KCPD employees exceed the weight limit of most bikes and scooters so there is that and even the horses on the mounted patrol wish their riders would hit the keto diet. How about the department actually work hard to do their job and solve crimes, most are unsolved and we still pay them for their lack of efforts. KC is 2nd to Chicago in Homicides, Detroit is looking like a safe place to live these days. Kansas city government corruption has plauged this city for decades, it will never change unless the residents demand change!But seems this city cares only about sign changes for city streets.

Anonymous said...

No change in corrupt administration until dems kicked out. All they care about is spending our money and taking a portion for themselves and their cronies.