Tuesday, May 14, 2019

TKC MUST READ!!! KANSAS CITY ENTERTAINER SUSANNA LEE DELIVERS EPIC #METOO SMACK DOWN AGAINST ALLEGED AIRPLANE CREEPER!!!



She's got an upcoming gig at The Comedy Club of Kansas City and this brief bio offers just a bit of insight into one of our favorite local denizens in order to provide some context for her recent exploit . . .

"Susanna Lee is a standup comic, storyteller, and patron saint to provocateurs everywhere. Susanna gave her first TED talk at TEDxKU, on the University of Kansas campus, where she’s also guest lectured on the artistry of standup comedy. In addition to being a professional comedian, she’s lived a life filled with brilliantly odd adventures, including time spent performing with a circus sideshow, teaching yoga, and navigating the sex industry, all of which have contributed to the highly engaging and truly unique voice and presence for which she’s known and loved."

Accordingly . . .

IN HER LATEST ADVENTURE, SUSANNA LEE SHARED A VIRAL SOCIAL MEDIA SMACK DOWN OF A CREEPY FELLOW TRAVELER SENDING NASTY OVERTURES HER WAY AS SHE RETURNED TO KANSAS CITY!!!

Here's the story:

"HEY DUDES YOU NEVER FUCKING STOP DO YOU? This pile of fuck. I’m boarding my final flight, ask for the middle seat, he sits there, I ask if he’s gonna get up to let me in, he says “I wanna see your climbing skills”, I say “no, and don’t say that shit”. He says something else gross about my climbing skills, I say “that’s gross, and unless you want this to be a really uncomfortable flight, you need to apologize”, he says “I won’t”, I turn to the guy behind me in line and say “would you like this seat next to this misogynistic piece of shit, it’s got some good legroom “ and turn to exit the row. Of course, now he’s not getting up and letting me out now, so, as trapped as one can be on a boarding plane, I say “unless you want my knee in your balls, you need to get up and let me the fuck out”, and press the call button to get some sort of backup since bystanders do nothing. He gets up, I exit and find another seat. PRETTY FUCKING UPSET RT NOW. And it’s not like it’s @southwestair’s fault, I mean, sure, no flight attendant came to tell the dude not to be a fucking shitbag, but it happened fast. Cabin door’s closed now, gotta silently rage all the way from Denver to KansasCity now."

And here's where things get even more real, she's putting the dude's picture on blast across all of her social media accounts in a post that's going crazy on Facebook.

Even more real, the latest on the sitch:

"UPDATE: In KC airport, waiting for FBI agent, already talked to cops, who were waiting at the plane door. Thank you to my friends who are helpful and strong and supportive and really really amazing."

And so . . .



CALL IT #METOO OR A JUSTIFIED DEMAND FOR COMMON COURTESY: WE SHARE THIS STORY OF CONFLICT TO DEMONSTRATE REAL CHANGE IN PUBLIC BEHAVIOR STANDARDS IN THE SKIES ABOVE KCMO!!!

Developing . . .

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude is gonna get metoo'd in the pen now. Messing around on an airplane is a big deal and having a woman call you out for being inappropriate will land you in hot water.

Anonymous said...

Don Draper friendly skies days are gone. It helps to think of planes, especially Southwest, like buses. They're just moving people like cattle through he sky. Not a luxury anymore just how the world does business. Which means people should act like they're at work or at least in a public space.

Anonymous said...

#MeToo = Big mouth flirty men in jail.

Not such a big loss.

Anonymous said...

Guy must have been drunk out of his mind. Who in his right mind would hit on that hideous beast?

Anonymous said...

Getting sexually harassed is bad, but that sweet, sweet attention you get out of it is oh so good, amirite?

Angela K. said...

Typical dick nose comments from you sons of bitches.

This woman is courageous and I know that a lot of you small dicked men are jealous of her because she has more balls than you could ever achieve.

Sorry losers. You need to behave like men and not rapists in public.

#Timesup

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^ Angela, I'm sure nobody has hit on you in a decade. Get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tis. I'd even get it in her hair. Even if she just washed it.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? She looks like Gilligan dressed up as Mary Ann.

Angela K. said...

You fucking small cocked losers. Would you subject a woman you love to this kind of treatment? Would you want this for your mom or your sister or daughter? Defending this type of behavior is horrible and it's a shame to see so many people who want harassment of women to continue. This is why there is no future for the Republican party. It is the party of hatred against women.

Anonymous said...


I agree, who in the world would hit on that clown? ewwwwww

Anonymous said...

guy is lucky she didn't kick him in the balls. He also would have been better off. He's probably going to get banned from the airline.

Anonymous said...

(cough) Bill Clinton
(cough) Hillary Clinton directly insulting his victims

Anonymous said...

Angela k are you really that stupid?

How many so called perfect angel dummocucks have lost their jobs again? Go ahead, i’ll Wait.

By the way...... MAGA!

Anonymous said...

Angela k is clearly one of those rough and rugged man hater lesbo dummocucks, she sounds more upset that no man would even think about saying something to her let alone touch her. Don’t worry sweetie, your safe from us mean ole republican men, can’t speak for your party of liars and haters though, I wouldn’t turn my back on them if I was you, they fantasize about your kind! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Angela K is Byron

Anonymous said...

I bet shes sooo charming to sit next to on a plane. BEOTCH!

Anonymous said...

Another fake #metoo moment brought to you from the mentally ill left.

Anonymous said...

8:31 that explains a lot, bLIEron wants to be a tranny, no wonder he’s so angry, he cant dress himself or put on makeup because he’s, eh he, leagally blind!

Anonymous said...

lolhe was just letting her know he retained his balls through the metoo movement, you ladies can't have em, never will, and he is very pleased with himself.

Anonymous said...

*sexist, not misogyny

Anonymous said...

"Susanna Lee is a standup comic, storyteller, and patron saint to provocateurs everywhere.”

Key word here, “storyteller”

Provocateur- a person who provokes trouble, causes dissension, or the like; agitator.

Need I say more?

Anonymous said...

i imagine performing on raw dogs comedy channel may have caused her a philosophical quandary.

Anonymous said...

I like the part of the story where she creates this real or imagined #METOO incident right before she's trying to sell tickets to her stand-up gig. Great timing!

Are there extremely rude people (men, women, and undefined) in the world? Absolutely

According to her own narrative, did anyone touch her? No they did not.

So label yourself a VICTIM, have a cry, and then get over it!

Anonymous said...

Someone show up to her show and place some diapers on the stage for her.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least she handled a difficult situation with grace and wit, right?

I mean, it's not like she swelled up into a gigantic narcissistic victim balloon and broadcast her personal trail of tears to the entire cosmos demanding affirmation or anything.

Anonymous said...

The more attention she gets the more tickets she will sell and the more money she will make. I think it is a scam,

Anonymous said...

Why the C word was invented. Fake victim much? Dude, careful not to banter with angry man hater.

Anonymous said...

why does this happen to SJW's more than normal people? Is it because they make this shit up? Why the fuck would that middle aged dude want her climbing over him. She is ugly as fuck and with all those tats I bet she stinks.

And she spoke at TedxKU. How low is that? I bet her comedy is absolutely awful. SJWs are never funny.

Anonymous said...

take it easy 10:40
cunt is basically derived from the name of an ancient fertility/birth goddess.
so you may want to add an adjective.

Anonymous said...

Really, I bet she sucked the guys cock and now she feels guilty so she’s making this story up, just like the other #MeToo sluts.

Angela K. said...

I see some of the comments here and I'm disgusted. No mercy for anybody who doesn't follow the MAGA company line. Is that what it means to be an American, never speak up and do as told? Has the Orange Cheetoe turned you all into a bunch of fucking cowards. Real men used to have respect for women and treated them the same way they wanted their sisters to be treated. Now this country is filled with timid men who talk a big game about grabbing women by the private parts but just end up harassing every women who comes near them. Sad.

Anonymous said...

She isn’t my sister. I don’t care how she was treated. I just wish she would quit lying. Nobody on this planet would find her attractive or hit on her. Or you.

Anonymous said...

There's an awful lot of coincidences here. Dude won't let her into the seat, yet then won't let her out of the seat; huh? Dude who looks like he wouldn't so much as glance at attention getter somehow makes a bunch of derogatory comments that no one else hears. Dude who looks like my nerdy ass accountant somehow decides to make untoward comments to a prog SJW? And there appears to be no pilot communication to the cops and FBI on ground. Just a lot of wow factor.

Anonymous said...

"Appears to be no pilot communication to the cops and FBI on ground."

^^^ Did you get your super citizen secret scanner to look up that info Sherlock. Or are you just b.s.ing?

I'm pretty sure the airport doesn't keep you up to date on all of their undertakings.

Anonymous said...

THE big game about grabbing women by the private parts filled this country with timid men.

Rc said...

^^^ The big game?

Trump said it. He admitted to saying. Called it locker room talk.

He still won the election. People hated Hillary Clinton that much.

Anonymous said...

that's is indeed one of the games i was talkin a bout

Anonymous said...

One of the game?

Get out of here until you learn how to write in English. Nobody has time for riddles.

Anonymous said...

riddles?! whose fckn riddles?! Riddlers write shit like that honey. look at the mess you made me make.

Anonymous said...

*honey b.u.n.s.

Anonymous said...

butter my biscuit baby cakes.
Churn the butter.
Bury the cow.
Hold 'em low.

Anonymous said...

This broad really needs to get laid.

Anonymous said...

"Not a luxury anymore just how the world does business. Which means people should act like they're at work or at least in a public space."

That isn't a standard either. Looking at TKC, we see stories all the time about sex in the office, peeking into and recording dressing rooms, and public masturbation. That's the world we live in.

#Me-eww

Anonymous said...

work and public spaces are not created equally ffs

Anonymous said...

nevermind

Anonymous said...

What a scumbag. Anybody who agrees with him is also a scumbag.

Anonymous said...

Sniff Sniff

Anonymous said...

One time I was in the movie theater and some girl would not move her legs so I could get by..... so I called the FBI!

Anonymous said...

Yuck all those ugly tattoos ruin the beauty of an otherwise lovely girl.

Anonymous said...

When was the last time Angela even saw a dick?

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^Since Angela K is Byron probably yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Lee performs as Lucky DeLuxe and well Jay Cooper was her Dad. She learned at a young age how to be an attention seeking ho just like her Dad did.

This lady has done it all or so she claims and not done very well at any of it. She barely hacks out a living trying to be something most people don't care to see in the first place. Having met the lady on more than one occasion I can tell you she lacks manners, thinks she walks on water and the world should bow to her. Sorry Lee you may be a legion in your own mind but to the rest of us your ranked on the same level in society that is made up by those known as Carnies.

Anonymous said...

@11:47 liveatc.net dumbass. Communication between ATC and planes is public communication. You can get on there and listen to available broadcasts. You can sit your ass near the airport and listen on HAM frequencies, its public airwaves (same with emergency responders BTW). On the day in question I scanned through several of the audio files from the tower feed on KMCI 2 - 4 PM. I just made the assumption in time, though I'm sure someone with more time could actually get the flight number and get the actual time. KMCI tower feeds are pretty mundane.

Anonymous said...

11:46, try to be more aware of the world around you. How things work, why things work, what is public, what is private.

Anonymous said...

Hypersensitized biotch with scratchpad tattoos and one degree below ignition chip on her shoulder all the time.

This is progress. Not sure she went to the Dale Carnegie class. Doing her very best to make sure guys have to cower all the time, why would that be.

What happened to live and let live.

Anonymous said...

How is "I want to see your climbing skills" sexual. That's called banter and the kind of shit I'd even say to my buddies and it'd totally not even be sexual. Then she demands and apology and calls the police?

Jesus fucking christ this hoe's mad

Not Byron Funkhouser said...

One Miserable Cunt.

Anonymous said...

So judging from the comments on her Instagram page sounds like there's a bunch of psycho prog-think sjw warriors on the hunt for this guy. Wonder if he can sue for slander with terroristic threats if it's false (which I assume it is). And what's with the poor picture quality? I can poke a couple holes in a potato and get better resolution than that.

Anonymous said...

11:46 - No one wants to 'banter' with you. You're middle aged to old and young ladies would prefer you just be polite and not chit chat. You're probably the same old guy who likes to make witty comments to high school girls as if they want to interact with you.

Anonymous said...

Relax, ding-dong. She won't fuck your silly white knight ass. ;)