Wednesday, May 29, 2019

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE AT KANSAS CITY ZOO!!! ACTIVE CODE RED BEFORE RECAPTURE!!!



Today's testament to the ongoing cruelty of animal captivity in Kansas City . . .

Or maybe just a hint that a Republican Renaissance is underway following the Blue Wave . . .

Scary tweet from the KC Zoo just now:

"We are currently in an active code red situation with an elephant in an area it should not be. No one is any immediate danger and we are taking all needed steps to bring this situation to a safe resolution. We will update you as information becomes available."

Update after TKC FIRST NEWS:

KSHB: Escaped elephant has been returned to exhibit at KC Zoo

KCTV5: Kansas City Zoo on ‘active code red’ situation with elephant

Developing . . .

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Take cover!

Anonymous said...

Finally, the real news that we needed.

Anonymous said...

Good thing they got to it before the darkies in the hood . Anyone say bbq for the family in the hood.

Anonymous said...

I’m not sure the hoodrats could take an elephant, they would run like the pussies they are.

Jazzbo said...

Quiet grandpa or no applesauce for you!

Byron Funkhouser said...

6:41 Said the brave anonymous commenter.

Anonymous said...

They always talk about moving a baseball stadium too downtown, but why is there never ever any talk about getting the KC Zoo out of the hood and putting it in a area of the city people wouldnt think twice about going into?. For a visitor they then wouldnt have to travel to far outside of the safe zone. The KC Zoo cages its monekys, but on ones way to the KC Zoo located in the HOOD you will see 100 times more monkeys on porches, and the violence is more than entertaining, the best part is its free.

Anonymous said...

^^^Said the retard from West Virginia.