Saturday, May 04, 2019

THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! KANSAS CITY IS AMERICA'S FAVORITE MEXICAN MIDWESTERN TOWN!!!



Quick shout out to our late night lonely heart Kansas City readers who may or may not be in the midst of a celebration in honor of a nearly indecipherable holiday.

Despite its roots in the Chicano movement . . . Cinco De Mayo is now just another drunken American festival of gluttony which means that it belongs to EVERYBODY.

As much as people want to BUILD THE WALL . . . Far more people like beer and tacos.



Don't take it personally, the Chinese tried the same trick and that FAILED too.

Just a bit more proof that cultures mix & mingle despite the best efforts of big government. Check this (re-link) latest national culinary tribute to a debate betwixt neighborhood restaurants, hipsters and trendy foodies:

The Demand for ‘Authenticity’ Is Threatening Kansas City’s Homegrown Tacos

Nevertheless . . . In Kansas City there's more enthusiasm to make this town Mexican rather than make it great.



While officially not a "sanctuary city" . . . Immigration enforcement in Kansas City trails far behind other places in both Kansas & Missouri. Overall river city seems welcoming to new friends from South of the Border. Local history: Immigration from Mexico is not a recent "problem" and it's a tradition that goes back 100 years.



More importantly, the history of this town is based on corruption, big biz interests above all else and so much local commerce is connected to the free flow of trade & labor despite the blather of politicos from either partisan perspective.



So call it the beginning or end of an era . . . Either way, there's an abundance of big booty Latina ladies throughout Kansas City and that's not entirely a bad thing.



In the final analysis we've noticed that despite ongoing culture war debate . . . From JoCo to KCMO, this town is pretty enthusiastic about tacos and all things Mexican during this fiesta weekend.

Still, in the spirit of good times, we don't want to alienate our Conservative friends and so we offer a bit of hope that the Prez Trump MAGA agenda has a special place in the heart of Latinos who also believe in AMERICA FIRST:

Hispanic Conservatives Chant ‘Build The Wall’ In Front Of The White House

And so, with respect for every perspective . . .



MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU AND HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!

Here's our playlist tonight inspired by all of these fun facts, snark the late night sharing of our bloggy culture . . .



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

16 comments:

KC resident said...

Gracias for the tacos.

Now build the wall.

Byron Funkhouser said...

No necesitamos ninguna pared; No queremos ningĂșn muro.

Anonymous said...

Build the wall, SĂ­ se puede!

Anonymous said...

We have too many Mexicans

Anonymous said...

We don’t need you. We don’t want you. Yet here you are.

Anonymous said...

Byron is a maricon

Kristina said...

voter bases ain’t what they used to be

Anonymous said...

@11:09, that’s because, like most of the great unwashed, breeding is their only hobby.

Anonymous said...

We don't need any more fat-assed Mexican women!
All the seats are already taken by our domestic fat-assed Black women and our fat-assed Mudwhales!

Anonymous said...

Agree completely with the Hispanic Conservatives...
"BUILD THE WALL IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!"

Anonymous said...

You wall haters just wait till a family member of yours is killed or raped or your grandchild catches some nasty disease from a non vaccinated illegal kid then you will be begging for a wall to have been built last week.

Anonymous said...

Nah grandpa, we’re not scared of imaginary boogeymen like you are. We’re also not susceptible to gas-lighting like you are. Hurry up and die so the most worthless generation can pass from the world. Stay scared rabbit, your masters need you that way!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^Hey stoopid, everything you know about was bought and paid for by a bunch of grandpas. This country was built by a bunch of grandpas and I'd like to meet the one who you think gave you permission to ruin it all? When your kinds plan goes all to hell it will be you who will be scared and shitting their pants because they are too big a pussy to protect themselves.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Those grandpa’s were better than you old man. They didn’t spend their time crying about the old days like you do. They did stuff. You don’t. You cry all day on a blog. You’re a waste. Go away!

Anonymous said...

12:36, do you realize for your criticisms to have any validity you can’t be guilty of doing the very same thing (which you are)? Chastising others for spending excess time bitching on a blog sounds exactly like your own resume. What’s more, you should really come up with some new angles and jabs. “Gramps/Geezers, diapers, Matlock, die soon” ... all so tired and monotonous.

Anonymous said...

3:04 - the Matlock crowd is easily as "...tired and monotonous" as 12:36.