Wednesday, May 29, 2019

THE PITCH EXPOSES PALTRY KANSAS CITY DATING SCENE!!! AGAIN!!!

Rather than challenging readers, The Pitch confirms a stereotype and the lament of 30-something chubby chicks across the metro . . . Turns out IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAULT that you can't find love:

You're not crazy: Kansas City millennials are much more likely to be married than millennials in other cities

Joe Carey Millennials are far less economically secure than the generations that preceded them, and as a result are waiting longer to marry. As the U.S. Census Bureau noted last year: "Many young adults entered the job market during the Great Recession (2007-2009).

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The reason 30 something fat chicks cant find dates is that we have a high percentage of 30 something male homosexuals in Kansas City. I would say that probably 75% of millennial measles are too busy sucking dick to be interested in a fat chick.

Anonymous said...

^^^And you’v based this on your years of experience sucking their cocks right Nancy?

Anonymous said...

^^^ winner

Byron Funkhouser said...

If I lived in Kansas City I'd be down on Independence Ave getting love every night. Yes I'd be down slurping it all up, ain't being able to express your sexual freedom a rush. Maybe Go4KC will come and see me.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

My two cents. If you truly want to meet the one you will spend your life with, stop looking for her
For some reason you only meet that person when your not looking for them. Somehow they just show up

Byron Funkhouser said...

I did not make the comment at 7:36.

Some coward is stealing my identity.

Anonymous said...

No I see it as you seeking more attention, plus you own nothing.

Byron Funkhouser said...

That's lame, 8:44. I'm not seeking attention. I'm commenting, just like you, asshole.


If you don't want me to comment, then don't invite me to comment.

Stealing my identity is a sure fire way to get me to respond.

Jesus ben Joseph, you're fucking stupid.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Btyron, you're being a troll but sometimes I have to say. I agree with you or at least think that you have a right to express your opinion.

Anonymous said...

Dating in KC has always sucked. Liked this article, kind points out that the new generation is having the same old problems.

Anonymous said...

You should thank him . He is more sensible than you are.

Anonymous said...

ANd have a beard backpack and shirts untucked.. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Hey I'll have an online dating profile. I'll really stand out by describing myself as follows:

Likes: champions league soccer, craft beer and local organic food.