Monday, May 06, 2019
SALTY JOLIE JUSTUS SUPPORTERS MANAGE EXPECTATIONS GIVEN THAT QUINTON LUCAS IS MASTER DEBATER!!!
Tonight begins a series of cleverly crafted forums to chase voters away from the ballot box and avoid important topics like crime and crumbling streets STILL marked by potholes.
Even better . . .
TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! FIRST ON TKC!!! JOLIE JUSTUS SUPPORTERS SEND THIS SALTY QUOTE REALIZING THAT THEIR LADY ISN'T MUCH OF A PUBLIC SPEAKER!!!
This note offers a wonderful glimpse at discourse behind the scenes and how the supporters of the city council lady view their competition.
"Expect Quinton Lucas to come off well at tonight's forum. Those that know him know that he's never met a recording device or mirror he didn't like, except those owned by the Lawrence Police Department or the camera's in the elevator at City Hall. Don't expect any flashy from Justus. From this reader's perspective, her strategy should be to get in and get out. It wouldn't hurt to dig in to some policy, but this is Lucas' turf."
Close readers notice the preview for even more election time drama amid the snark and tacit admission that podium politics is not where Jolie Justus shines.
Developing . . .