Friday, May 10, 2019

Kansas City Weekly Power Rankings



A tough week for tax fighters and civic cheerleaders alike as only big money interests come out ahead.

Still, here are the main power moves:


Streetcar Rides High On Fake Stats


A new toy train is set to arrive next week and despite FEDERAL FUNDING FAIL there is relentless hype for this touristy frou-frou supported mostly by phony ridership numbers.

NOBODY Winning KCMO Mayoral Contest


To be fair, polling gives Quinton Lucas the edge over Jolie Justus but undecided voters still rule Kansas City.

Chamber Playing It Cool


Some of the most KICK-ASS DENIZENS of our blog community notices FIRST that local big biz isn't playing favorites with Mayoral candidates in hopes of winning no matter who voters select.

And so . . .


This list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people, trends and our times.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would be nice we we could vote for NOBODY but there aren't any write in votes allowed.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Tony, you forgot Gloria Squitiro.

She's coming all the way to Kansas(?) to sell a dozen copies of her new book about how she ruined her husband's political career.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^ LULZ.

I never agree with Byron but he's right on this one. She deserves at least a dishonorable mention.

Anonymous said...

Byron's hatred of Squitiro may be his only endearing quality.

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that she had to have slapped him at least once.

Anonymous said...

I will buy a dozen just to send to West Virginia. Byron is a Ruth Fucker.

Anonymous said...

Byron is pissed that Gloria is once again outshining him. I heard a rumor in her last chapter or book whatever it is, she goes into great detail about what a shortdick loser Byron is and exposes all the down and dirty about him.

Shining a light on the corrupt trash running the city of KCMO and other agencies said...

Why is Go ahead and fire me I'll sleep better and make more money Troy Schulte not on this list?

Mike Fudd Citizen Reporter said...

Okay my boss Tony said I should take over so we and the we're backs are gunna git busy!


Sorry about the delay and disappointment in being stuck with yesterdays stuff.


Let's check the Daily Mail first

Anonymous said...

I expect any day to come here and see as the morning headline....

Botello Closing

Blames rising taxes and rents.

Anonymous said...

LULZ... Lutz lutz lutz LUTES!

Sly James Shit Hole City said...

Hey why not come on down yonder and hop on the magic Toot Toot! Free and fun for the whole family! Come see the big City!

Just nod if you can hear me said...

Power Rankings? What in the hell is that supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

And we're BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otay herez da news...

Kim shows off buffed butt in new instagram pics

Failure to reach trade agreement raises risk of permanent tariffs...

Risky in 2020?
McGahn Rebuffed White House Request to Declare President Never 'Obstructed'...

Standoff intensifies as Dems subpoena Trump tax returns...
Rapper charged with funneling millions in foreign money to Obama re-elect effort...

Lucas buys new bike Helmet...

Bugging our homes is Silicon Valley’s next frontier said...

Hmm that's interesting

Anonymous said...

Tony! Hello! Are you alive?

Anonymous said...

^^^ He's quit. He's not going to blog anymore.

Anonymous said...

KC Tattoo Arts Convention expecting to see thousands of fans this weekend


OMG the power momentum! The conventions! I bet those luxury hotels will be packed!

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- IRONMAN

After Vicky became my personal trainer, she lit a fire in my rod for many come-from-behind victories!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Did your Viagra work?

Anonymous said...

2006 Biden: 'We Need A Border Wall' And To 'Punish American Employers' Who Hire Illegals

Har har

Anonymous said...

Tony partied and got laid last night which is probably something most of you didn't get to do last night.

Damn you get something for free and you still bitch about it.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Ah he was surfing porn last night?

Anonymous said...

Jolie eats a lot of pussy

Chief Sitting Sharice said...

Yuck. What a horrible thought!

Anonymous said...

He had a date Teasing Angels

Anonymous said...

12:48 Nice thats an enlightened comment. You from these parts?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he OD'd on snack cakes last night.

Mike Fudd Citizen Reporter said...

Trump's New Tariff Will Cost Americans About $800 Per Household, By One Estimate

5 Things You Need To Know!

Anonymous said...

When are you going to do the Vegas power rankings?

VFL

Anonymous said...

Must be a pretty bad hangover to be running this late.