Saturday, May 25, 2019

Kansas City Royals: Kings Of Mediocrity

A tribute to this town's home team and their not-so-EPIC journey from first to worst along with the continued and futile hope for improvement. Take a look:

The Royals are the best really bad team ever

In 2014, the Royals won the American League pennant. In 2015, they bested that by winning the World Series. Over those two seasons, the Royals won 89 and 95 games respectively, including a pretty much wire-to-wire dominance over the AL in 2015. Cumulatively, those squads put together a 22-9 record in the postseason.


Anonymous said...

This team is the greatest team ever! Standings don’t and won’t define them...that’s racist!
Top 10 Observations:

1. Pitching stinks
2. Catching stinks
2. Karma still being paid for 2014 and 2015
4. Yost looks ready for the rocking chair
5. Tickets too high... doubt it would fill up if free
6. Highlights take up 45 seconds each game
7. My 80 year old gramma has a lower ERA
8. My 16 year old niece could hit better than the catcher
9. Announcers are a sure cure for insomniacs
10. Parking ... costs more than a ticket

Good luck next year and what a waste for Gordon

Anonymous said...

Time to replace the only common denominator to all of this team's failures since 1995 and that's the owner.

Anonymous said...

7:24: without a doubt!! The dude is a cheapass rich dude who thinks fans are suckers and will continue to support a chronic losing team forever keeping him rich. I dont even watch the failure on TV anymore, its a waste of time.