Thursday, May 30, 2019

Kansas City Patio Poseur Season Starts!!!

Here's a guide of place to see and be seen by a collection of some of the very worst people this town had to offer whilst enjoying $17 salads and $20 cocktails. By contrast, this might be a useful guide of places to avoid in order to keep clear of so many cowtown $30K millionaires:

The Best Patios in Kansas City

Warmer weather is here (at last!) and in our minds, that means one very important thing - patio season has arrived. Whether you're unwinding at a happy hour after a long day at the office or enjoying a long, leisurely weekend brunch, nothing quite beats dining al fresco on a beautiful, sunny day.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lucky for Tony he doesn't have to go out to eat because his mom brings him food down in the basement.

Anonymous said...

Unwind on a patio with noise and chaos unfolding around you. Now that makes a lot of sense.

Anonymous said...

^^Spoken like one who has never been. Obviously you have zero friends & no social life. It's obvious you have never gone to a patio with a group of friends after work to drink & unwind. Please do us all a favor and don't ever come out. You would just fuck it up anyway buzz killington. Stay on here with the rest of the geriatric shut-ins as life passes you by. God, what a loser!

Anonymous said...

9:10, it's beyond amusing how much time you spend on here insulting people for the time they spend on here when I'm certain you take the cake. I for one like to unwind at a buddies private rooftop deck around midtown and listen to gunfire in the distance. Kind of like being in a war, without risking much; makes me feel tough like you...

Anonymous said...

^^^So you can see a patio like that from your room in the institution? Do you watch friends getting together to laugh and unwind after work? Because that's the only way you could know about it. Or does your window look out onto a trash dumpster and you just make shit up?

Anonymous said...

@9:23AM it's really amusing how much time you spend on here if you know how much 9:10 spends on here. Oh, who the fuck cares where you like to unwind? Nobody asked you. I'm sure it's on the couch with a Matlock Marathon anyway. Now do us all a favor and exit the day room. Besides...Matlock's on!

Anonymous said...

@9:29 who is also 9:42, you're so bitchy just because you got ditched at that gayzer bar's patio again. You know when Matlock's on because that's when your grandpa takes a break from molesting you, the way you've been letting him for over 25 years!

Anonymous said...

Uh, anyway, thought I would add a patio recommendation to these comments but its full of internet anonymous comment tough-guys.

It's a bit east but check out vivilore in Independence (Englewood neighborhood)

And the mention of the patio at 600 ward parkway remind me of a time in mid 90s when radish was a baby and checking IDs at what was then the "no name bar" & I carded Nick Lowery ... true story.
-radish

Anonymous said...

@3:45. An adult entered the room. Thanks.