Friday, May 10, 2019

Kansas City Chiefs Lazer Fanboy Offers Flimsy Excuse After Lifetime Ban

Follow-up on this somewhat sordid local story that has kepts a fanboy away from his beloved team . . . Forever.

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Report: Man cited with shining laser at Tom Brady says only meant to distract

The Kansas City Chiefs fan cited after reportedly shining a laser at New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady during the AFC Championship game in January told "Inside Edition" that he never meant for things to go this far. Dwyan Morgan, 64, of Lee's Summit was cited with disturbing the peace, a municipal violation.

8 comments:

Be vewwy, vewwy kwie-yet! Wascally Dwyan is lazuh pwointin at Bwady!!! said...

Hey, Dwyan doesn't sound like a whitey's name. How's it pronounced? I'm guessing it's "dwie-yun". Yep, that sounds like Elmer Fudd saying what he's doing to his hands after he washes them.

Byron Funkhouser said...

^^Jesus, bitch.

What's you name?

Anonymous said...

Part of the punishment needs to be a 10 second shine of his light direct in to his face at the same distance. Preferably in front of the Judge. Can be done right in the court room. Now move on mister.

Anonymous said...

Dude seems to think he did nothing wrong. Needs to serve a bit of Jackson County time.

Anonymous said...

6:57 that's because he really didn't do anything wrong.

Lifetime ban is one thing, Chief's house, their rules. But Disorderly conduct? Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

What’s you name? Are you kidding me? You name?

Anonymous said...

Typical retarded Chiefs fan.

Anonymous said...

Dwayne should've pointed the laser on the line of scrimmage so Dee Ford wouldn't jump off sides and lose the game for the Chiefs.