Friday, May 31, 2019

Directionless Kansas Politico Rescued

Happy news sent in by an AWESOME TKC READER regarding a politico who will thankfully live down what will hopefully be a litany of insults throughout his career following this incident. Read more:

Kansas Sen. Moran rescued from Arizona mountain after hiking injury

Sen. Jerry Moran, R-Kan., took a fall on Thursday morning while out on a hike in Arizona, sending him to the hospital with an ankle injury after being rescued by firefighters, according to a local news outlet. Moran, Kansas' junior senator, was hiking on Camelback Mountain in Phoenix when he took a tumble on Thursday and injured his ankle, AZfamily reported.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a pussy...

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^

Yep a big pussy like the oreo Obama and his red line! Now that's a PUSSY!

Anonymous said...

I agree with 7:55AM. He's a wimpy little bitch! Help, I've fallen and I get up!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^Ha! What a fuck stooge Moron is. Total loser.

Anonymous said...

@7:57 No, Trump's five draft deferments for bone spurs is what a pussy looks like. Why are republicans such pussies?

Anonymous said...

@834, just because your prog-hive group-think has an insatiable thirst for blood, doesn't mean everyone else does. Yes, people naturally tried to avoid that war, it was nothing more than an early version of prog-dem pols trying to kill off some brown rats that they despise so much. Most politicians/celebrities/wealthy folks kids got any type of deferment they could. I'm sure you would have signed right up to hopefully kill a brown face to face so you could watch the life slip from their eyes, you sick fvkin' pup. War is necessary, war is dirty, war is soul crushing. Normal humans (not your prog-hive-mind) avoid it until it is absolutely necessary and the good men who volunteer go into it go eyes wide open.

Anonymous said...

^^making excuses for a draft-dodging pussy makes you a pussy too. Pussy. Why are republicans and their supporters such pussies?

Anonymous said...

9:42 Did you read how Clinton dodged the draft? He actually had to be pardoned by carter just so he could be a lyin crooked politician. He committed a felony and is actually the first president that had a felony record.

You suffer from TDS and it’s melting what little brain you had left.

Smiling Jack said...

After all, "Moran" and "Moron" really are only one step apart.

Anonymous said...

@9:50AM Making excuses for a draft-dodging pussy makes you a pussy too. Pussy.

Anonymous said...

If you have never climbed or hiked Camelback Mountain you have no idea what you are talking about. It is rather rough terrain.

Anonymous said...

^^Than that worthless geriatric pussy should not have attempted it.

Anonymous said...

^^ is too busy on brokeback mountain to attempt any non-perverted physical exercise.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see he has been hard at work...

Meanwhile, even Pat Roberts got out of his Virginia home recliner for a rare Kansas visit to look at some flood damage during this recess.

Time for new senators.

Anonymous said...

Sharice Davids regularly meets with constituents.

She would be a huge improvement.