Monday, April 01, 2019

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CROSSROADS RESTAURANTS STOCKPILING AVOCADOS AS PREZ TRUMP BORDER SHUTDOWN LOOMS!!!



A culinary crisis looms in Kansas City.

Here's the national story . . .

Fox News: America would run out of avocados in weeks if Trump shuts border with Mexico, grower warns

Deets:

"If President Trump follows through with his threat to close the Southern Border with Mexico this week, say goodbye to your avocado toast. A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border shutdown."

Locally, Kansas City makes preparations . . .



IN AN EXCLUSIVE TKC INTERVIEW CROSSROADS ARTIST, PIONEER, LEGEND AND BIZ OWNER STRETCH CONFIRMS THE KANSAS CITY PREP!!!

STRETCH seyz:

"We're not going to be caught off guard. There will be NO SHORTAGE of avocado toast in the Kansas City Crossroads. It's not only the foundation of our economy but also a way of life we have worked so hard to achieve. Rest assured, we've got the avocado situation under control."

Nevertheless, the Kansas City avocado crisis is REAL and this is just the beginning of locals working to meet demand.



CBS: If U.S.-Mexico border closed, avocados would soon be toast, for starters

Developing . . .

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to know somebody is taking care of business. Way to go STRETCH!

Anonymous said...

When President Obama was in charge, the avocados were plentiful. Just sayin.

Granger said...

Too far.

We are a great nation and if we have to sacrifice some avocados then we should be willing to do it. Find something else to put on the $9 toast. We have to be stronger than that.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

Except that all the avacodo farmers in Southern California would do very well

Anonymous said...

Do it, I’ll gladly give up avacados and Mexicans and Guatemalans and Nicaraguans and elsalvadorans and you get the picture.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- WHACK-A-MOLE and CHIPS

As Mexico now supplies 100-percent of U.S. avocados, after the border was closed, the cartels began smuggling the fruit inside bundles of narcotics!!!

Anonymous said...

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