Tuesday, April 02, 2019

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! COUNCIL LADY JOLIE JUSTUS VS. COUNCILMAN QUINTON LUCAS IN KANSAS CITY MAYORAL RACE!!!



The numbers are in and low turnout voters selected two City Hall insiders to face off in a contest that was decided by special interests months before a single ballot was cast . . .

Right now only two news stations are calling the vote but this race had all the excitement of a funeral motorcade and general election seems like even less fun.

The election is scheduled for June 18.

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

And Kansas City loses.

Anonymous said...

+1 ^^

Austin said...

Totally wrong on this. Overland Park is the real winner. The suburbs have proved once again that metro residents are better off staying out of city limits but close enough to enjoy all of the great tourist attractions that these two keep constantly pushing.

Anonymous said...

MOMENTUM

Anonymous said...

truth. there's no reason to live in kcmo anymore

Super Dave said...

I for the sake of me can not figure out why those who live in Kansas City would even want to think of either one of these two losers being allowed to run your town.

Well folks, you just lost big time. So sad you all are too stupid to figure that out.

Anonymous said...

Wow, TKC reader favorite son Clay Chastain did really well!

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE VOTE, losers.

GGGGGGG said...

^^^^ You fucking dweeb. You're here at 10 o'clock at night talking shit. We can see your thirsty tired ass clearly and know that your life revolves around this blog. Clay's defeat only belongs to him. So go find his ass in Virginia. But when you want to express your dumbass opinion, you come here first. Somebody ought to fart near you. Fart real good.

Anonymous said...

Either way, city hall’s new phone number will be 1-800-HOT-MESS.

Anonymous said...

So we’re going to have either an openly gay mayor or a closeted gay mayor

Byron Funkhouser said...

I'm going to take this rare opportunity to agree with Dave, & because I know it will piss him off.

However, you still have a choice, & I would chose Lucas, & hold my nose.

Anonymous said...

9:37 PM +2

Anonymous said...

LGBT community wins tonight's vote.

Sorry bitches.

Anonymous said...

0.92%. 0.92%. 0.92%.

No. Clay's embarrassment belongs to all of you fucking losers. Embrace it.

Anonymous said...

Let's take a sampling of TKC reader reaction when Clay announced shall we?

Hell yes. Vote for clay!

He gets my vote, no more black mayors for me, I’m done with their incompetence and lesbo accomplices

A candidate thats is saying he will do what's best for the city and not his friends or himself. So far beats anyone else running with his thoughts and desires to clean up the city and improve it. - DAVE LARSON

My vote for sure from the Northland.

Clay sounds good to me. Do it. Vote for clay.

CLAY FOR MAYOR! Just imagine how upset the elite will be! We will have great fun the next four yeats! It will be glorious!

Based on his “for/against” outline above, anyone would be a fool to NOT vote for him. By far the most thoughtful and on point leadership plan of any of the candidates.

He has my vote.

Clay will get a huge portion of the votes from the west side of the city.

Yes yes yes from Central Hyde Park!!!


So go ahead and OWN this glorious evening, Embrace it like the shit sandwiches you all are.

0.92%.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^Yes, lets see how much you're laughing and pointing fingers at the Clay supporters calling them losers in a couple of years when your choice for Mayor finishes off destroying what little of the once great town there is left.

Anonymous said...

I'll still be laughing and pointing fingers, yes. But the city will still be here. Weird.

So everybody's gleeful embrace of Clay makes you look like a bunch of fringe buttfuckers now.

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CLAY CHASTAIN DEMANDS RECOUNT!!!

he'd probably lose votes

Anonymous said...

10:45 careful there, the final election hasn't taken place. Write ins are allowed. Lots can happen between now and June 18th.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, a lot can happen but unless it involves a massive swing in people's (accurate) perception of Clay Chastain as a nutjob, guess what's GOING to happen? Not much.

But keep supporting your boy by all means. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ @11:08 - You're the one with clay on the brain in the middle of the night. I think you're an obsessed bitch.

Greedo said...

Okay, let's look at this objectively.

The Star's picks didn't make the cut either.

TKC obviously went with the more entertaining choice. Did the Star have more fun losing or did TKC?

I think we know the answer. This blog has a video of Clay as Liberace, whereas the newspaper is going to try to claim relevance. Good luck with that. Did you see your stock price today?

Anonymous said...

You mean The Star couldn't get Canady elected?

Maybe because every cop in the city voted against her. I know I did.

Anonymous said...

The star is trying to take credit for victory in the council elections that absolutely nobody voted in. If you want to know what SADLY is, it's that.

Anonymous said...

Really sad for Scot Wagner, he ran a great race and he was the most qualified for the job.

Anonymous said...

Dumb & Dumber?

Anonymous said...

Quinton in a landslide.

Anonymous said...

Jolie Runs.

Jolie WINS.

Anonymous said...

The outcome now hinges on who can garner more sympathy votes for their victim status, Justus for being (openly) homosexual or Lucas for being black. Either way, it’s about identity rather than issues. Voters like 10:45, who aspire to be dingleberries in KC’s butt crack, are going to be hard pressed about which victim to elect, even though the outcome should be similar - MO’s version of Detroit.

Anonymous said...

The real loser is Q's white girlfriend. Q stiff armed her tonight like Walter Payton.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ That's uncallled for. There is so much to say about jolie but Quinton has run a clean camapign. Too bad the same can't be said of Jolie and her supporters.

Anonymous said...

I've voting for Clay

Anonymous said...

White girlfriend or boyfriend? I thought he was gay too?

Anonymous said...

So now Kansas City has to decide which of these we vote for -
The Dyke who lives Overland Park
or the Fag who lives in Lawrence.

Anonymous said...

1:27 I wouldn’t call playing the race card a clean campaign, he told everyone he’s gonna cleanup the racist black murdering cops, yes he said that. When was the last time anyone can remember a bad shoot by kcpd? He’s acting like we have twenty a year when it’s like one every five years. He nevar talked about the murderous black problem. He’s gonna pull an Obama and divide this city. We now have the worst two mayor candidates this city has evar seen. WE ARE SCREWED.

Anonymous said...

Glad I don’t live in kc,mo. A lesbo or a darkie take your pick.
Either way the city lost out. Sucks to be kc.

Anonymous said...

1:24 that was a paid escort to help his image!

Anonymous said...

L- Liberty
G- Guns
B- Booze
T-Trump!

Now that’s the real LGBT!

MAGA!

Anonymous said...

L- Liberty
G- Guns
B- Booze
T-Trump!

Now that’s the real LGBT!

MAGA!

Anonymous said...

wow TKC kept talking about clay b/c clay is the only one who talked, weird.
Cops do not read this blog, fakers.

Anonymous said...

jolie justus SAYS NOTHING

Anonymous said...

JJ is like a quarter back with ZERO balls, weird.

Anonymous said...

cops have feelings too.

Anonymous said...

You think your comments are clever and pithy, weird.

Anonymous said...

No heterosexual option in the general election?