SHOW-ME WINE WARNING AGAINST POPPING BOTTLES IN MISSOURI!!!
The proposition of flyover country vineyards has only convinced a few desperate hipsters on the lower end of the food chain. That's not just sour grapes but a warning about good life in the Heartland confirmed by this news note just now:
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (KMOX) - Six types of bottled wine from Eldon, Missouri winery Casa de Loco are at risk of exploding, and should not be consumed, the Missouri Division of Alcohol and Tobacco Control said in a statement Thursday.