Pitch Promo Shopper Gambit Paying Off?!?!?

The Pitch has rebranded itself mostly as a shopper and party planning mag for hipsters, a look at their recent boozy BBQ bash seems like the effort has proven largely successful. Take a look at a local foodie party garnering much more traffic than their mostly softcore news offerings:

A night of crispy pork and smooth whiskey: Bacon & Bourbon, in photos

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  1. Yuck how can people put this shit into their bodies.

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  2. The Pitch has rebranded itself as a shopping and planning guide for homosexual hipsters.

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  3. ^^Have you been able to get that cock you desperately need Nancy?

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  4. @7:48, is it the whiskey or bacon you have the problem with. I assume with your condescending pretentiousness you are likely a shining example of Vitruvian man with a wholesome self-sustaining vegan lifestyle, amiright right? Oooorrr, enjoy the astounding variety that mankind can create with grains and water, or from the simple hog.

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  5. Watch what happens when a recession causes widespread layoffs in high-wage sectors and suddenly the hipster bistro that was always jammed is empty, and then shuttered. To replace the taxes lost to layoffs and closed businesses, the political class will have no choice but to launch a frenzy of higher taxes, fees and surcharges on those left behind.

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  6. ^^Ugh. Retarded post. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Go away dummy!

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