Monday, April 22, 2019

Kansas Armadillos Signal End Of The World Thanks To Global Climate Change?!?!

Science by way of whisper public radio and insights into everyone who agrees the sky is falling. Take a peek and maybe guy a helmet:

Why Did The Armadillo Cross The Road Into Kansas? Climate Change

Drive on any major highway in Kansas and you'll likely see some roadkill. For decades, biologists at the Kansas Department of Wildlife, Parks and Tourism have found a treasure trove in their counts of flattened animals. It's a way to create a population index of raccoons and beavers.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are armadillos that got all the way across the road? That's a surprise!

Anonymous said...


Better call AOC.

Anonymous said...

We'd better get a Militia down to the Oklahoma Border to stop these illegal animals from crossing.

Anonymous said...

I’ve heard that they crawl up in the undercarriage of cars and trucks that are headed north and at some point they fall off or crawl off the vehicles.

Anonymous said...

9:59 they’re called hunters dipshit, besides they can’t handle the freezing weather so.....

Anonymous said...

Armadillos have been seen in southwestern KS a lot longer than it says here. Look idiots we are going through a climate cycle like the ole earth has been doing a lot longer than any of us have been around. This past winter sure wasn't what I'd call global warming. We had a winter like the old timers use to talk about. Also another fact you're seeing more armadillos as a story I read explains is they are learning to deal with KS weather better and KS has better food sources for them. Oh and farmers been switching around what they grow all the time. Crop rotation, crop prices all have a bearing on what a farmer will grow.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I know why the armadillos are moving north. I've been to Texas.

Anonymous said...

@11:03-Are you retarded or stupid dave?