United Methodist Church Split Starts After KC Metro Outrage Over LGBT Crackdown?!?!

Latest installment of this faith community drama that threatens to tear apart an institution in the name of diversity, inclusion and acceptance.

Read more as the local media spokes dude for people who oppose the old school ruling offers more progressive insight:

Methodist pastor addresses members after controversial vote

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The United Methodist Church's decision Tuesday to continue a same-sex marriage ban and enforce harsher penalties on clergy who officiate such marriages sent shock waves through the LGBTQ community.

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  1. If COR splits off it will result in lawsuits and eventual liquidation of its assets

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  2. The faggots think what they want is more important than what God wants. The church didnt change the rules, they always existed and now they are going to comply with them.

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  3. Kind of ironic given that the Methodists are already several split-offs from the church founded by Christ. The fact that Adam Hamilton feels that God is calling him to do something completely different from another pastor in the same community that feels that God is calling him to do something different underscores the central flaw in Protestant thinking. Protestants look first at themselves and conform the will of God to their situation in life. It’s been that way since 1517 which is why you now have 30,000+ denominations, all of whom think they have the true way. There is absolutely nothing in scripture to support the “sacredness” of gay marriage. The opposite is true. If you want a same-sex union, you are free to do so. You can even call it a marriage. But no matter what you think it is, there is no evidence to indicate that God thinks it is anything other than a sin.

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  4. Next thing, the Jews will want to eat ham sammiches.

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  5. There are a lot of other churches where it is ok for two men to get married and suck each other and buttfuck each other. The Presbyterians and Episcopalians pander to homosexuals

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  6. ^^^^^^Agree. Let this church be the last refuge for homophobes.

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  7. Next, Catholics will want to eat meat on Friday, but they can eat nun.

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  8. 7:49

    Don't forget the "T's".

    They "affirm" you cutting your dick off.

    It is called "Extreme Circumcision".

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  9. The Milky Way, a galaxy among BILLIONS in the Universe. Earth, a small planet orbiting The Sun, a Star among BILLIONS in the Milky Way. At the speed of light, 186,000 MILES PER SECOND, it would take more than 100,000 YEARS to travel across just the Milky Way.

    God set up headquarters here????????????????????

    Now, about Santa and the Easter Bunny.

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  10. You are partly wrong @10:26 - God didn't "set up headquarters here", but he did create the Earth and get it going, then moved on.

    Some day though, he might drop by to see how those beings he created in his own image, the Dinosaurs, are getting along.

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  11. We need a bigger closet.

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  12. Rabbi Fred Neulander3/3/19, 10:48 AM

    Controversial -- Anything the Jewish Media disagrees with.

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  13. It really isn’t a Methodist issue. If I ever turn homosexual and start sucking cock and getting fucked by other guys , and quit fucking women, I will not belong in any church at all.

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  14. That milktoast Hamilton is a giant cuck. I bet he lets the congregation run trains on his wife so he doesn't offend anyone.

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    1. What does “run trains” mean exactly? Asking for a friend.

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  15. Is pastor Adam Hamilton a drama queen?

    So the United Methodist Church's world body recently voted to maintain it's conservative doctrine regarding a ban on same-sex marriage. In doing so, a majority of voting members chose to abide with Biblical tenets.

    Non-U.S. members criticized American liberal theology which seeks to stray from Biblical foundations. And they have a good point, in that Adam Hamilton fawned over President Barack Obama while steering his congregation Leftward.

    So now we're led to believe that church policy preventing Hamilton from performing same-sex weddings is the breaking point? Ridiculous! Hamilton's Church of the Resurrection is free to continue conducting their business as they have been. And remember that it is a business, a business which has made Hamilton very comfortable financially.

    The question now is simply whether Hamilton will use this opportunity to disobey the United Methodist Church, raise his personal profile, and stroke his ego. I'm betting that he can't resist the urge.

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  16. Bet that he doesn't let the jigs have their graduation at the church this year, unless there are 500 National Guard in the parking lot.

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  17. Cocksucking
    Or
    Religion

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  18. ......So why does your 'god' cause miscarriages and still births?
    Or.....is that our fault?

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  19. ^^^yes, it's your all's fault for conducting the greatest mass slaughter of the innocents in history! You thought you were going to get away with it, didn't you? Fool.

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  20. Lame Blame Game3/3/19, 5:45 PM

    Aawww, look ^^@2:58/MDLQ^^, with that incessant whine about the Big Guy being such a baddie.

    So, why does 'god' allow the majority of pregnancies and births to be uncomplicated, and those infants go on to live productive lives for decades?

    Yeah, 'god' gets praise for what's good, if you're gonna place blame for what's bad.

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  21. Religion = Man says "God says......."

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  22. ^^^^ Adam Hamilton should make you atheists happy...he thinks clock SUCKERS, butt fuckers, and fudge Packers make good pastors. I hear you like to do all of them. Your mama told me.

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  23. Adam Hamilton looks gay, sounds gay, supports gay......If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...it's a duck!
    Quack, quack, quack...He is gay.

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  24. Hamilton is a progressive Democrat and so love, love, loves! Fags and Lesbos.

    His church isn't bible based and has a history of humanistic interpretation of scripture.

    I will be not be surprised if he breaks ranks and starts the Church of Adam.


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