Tuesday, March 19, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CONTEST BETWIXT CLAY CHASTAIN VS. VINCENT 'THE GENERAL' LEE!!! WINNER WILL EARN BLOG COMMUNITY TRIBUTE!!!



The multitude of Kansas City mayoral forums have become nothing more than social & promotional events with softball questions tossed to a smorgasbord of vapid candidates. In other words, the mainstream political discourse of this town is just another useless cocktail party.

Don't believe it???

Just watch tonight's mayoral forum for millennials and try not to laugh or cry:



However . . .

Here at TKC we believe that competition produces the best results and so we've devised a challenge that will better inform the race for Kansas City mayor.

Background . . .

Remember that last election Vincent "The General' Lee knocked Clay Chastain out of a smallish primary and served as the only challenger to Mayor Sly James.

This time:

OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY ANNOUNCES AN EPIC KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CHALLENGE: CLAY VS. THE GENERAL!!!

The rules are simple:

The candidate who gets more votes in the primary will earn a "special prize" from our blog community. Better than our typical 15K double bonus point giveaway* -- This contest will have an impact over the discourse for an election that threatens to mold KC's future for decades.

(*Redeemable nowhere.)

Sure the prize is just a bunch of memes starring the winner but the iconic imagery will be seen, adored and taken to heart by far more voters than will participate in the upcoming primary vote.

Developing . . .

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

My money is on The General.

The Universe said...

^^ But your read TKC, which means your broke and have no money.

Bwahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

CNN Stunned to Find Pro-Trump Latinos said...

I recommend the debate be held at Taco Bell

Commish Gordon said...

Clay isn't the hero we deserved, he's the one we needed.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Honestly, this would be more fun than any of the forums that have been held so far.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha.

What you don't understand is that Clay Chastain is the only real conservative candidate in this election. KC voters who are sick of the current mess might want a change from the current batch of phonies. He is their best choice.

Anonymous said...

I will vote for Clay! We voted on a light rail and the city government ignorned our vote, which shows how fucked up the city government truley is. These MF's talk about taking back local control of the Police Department, ya we as voters in KC better never vote for that to ever happen!! there was a reason the control was taken away because of the corruption in local government here and with local government NOTHING HAS CHANGED!! The city makes money hand over fist, but driving to work your ass might end up in a pothole AKA sinkhole - Aka your tax dollars dont serve your best interests. FUCK politicians - they will never have your best interest before their own!!!

Herb Peaches said...

^^^ You make some valid points. Have you registered to vote in Virginia? Because that's where Clay Chastain lives. Support him there.

Reality Speaker said...

Historic East-side Satchel Paige ballpark is seriously eroding to the point it's unsafe. It is used for inner city sports. However, the city can't afford to repair it, with MLK signage needing financed.
One can still drive along (Paseo) MLK regardless of fake name. However, kids cannot play ball due to unsafe condition of this once proud facility. Not enough glitz and media appeal for the fake revs, Slie and council members, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Who the f--k cares where he lives if he can do some good in this shitty?

Dems let f---ing ILLEGALS vote in local elections in parts of the country. Why not let a CITIZEN run here.

Mr. Big Pants said...

^^^ Triggered Clay voter also believes Kristen Kobach B.S. good luck with your fan base Clay. They seem like world class losers.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- EBONY AND IVORY

Tone-deaf to the developer's siren song of "Green Cash Contributions", it's no WONDER these 2 didn't make it past BLIND auditions on Kansas City's Got Corruption!!!

Anonymous said...

7:18 just like you are right.

chuck said...

8:28 Has a good point.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Clay Chastain has now got Chuck and Kris Kobach. That's what, maybe a couple of dozen votes.

And Chuck is on record for supporting murder and threats to anyone who doesn't buy his line of right wing garbage. Some of Chuck's comments are legitimately hate speech.

Very embarrassing for you Clay. I hope you see what you're doing.

Anonymous said...

9:54 I'm sure Clay see's you for the asshole you are.

Anonymous said...

@9:58, Clay Chastain hasn't been perceptive since the 90s. He can't see anything because he's memorized by his own reflection.

Greedo said...

^^^^ Clay hater bitch. Chastain has as much right to be in these debates as anyone else. And TKC's little contest isn't just a good way to give him more attention but it also linked to tonight's debate where readers could see the rest of the field that's pretty much a joke and stands for nothing.

@10:05 & @9:54 I'm sure you're giving him more share of mind than any other candidate in the election. Keep talking, you're probably some of the best advertising he has ever had.

Anonymous said...

Some of these comments take themselves far too seriously. I'm voting for the General because Kansas City deserves better than Jolie Justus.

Anonymous said...

Clay Chastain is a creeper. This has been reported on but Chastain doesn't think writing women's personal phone numbers down and marking a rating system on the petitions? WTF Clay? Great you own some property on the west side but getting run out of Union Station for hitting on women why getting signatures for your own mayoral campaign? No doubt your corrupt Clay but you make the city bosses blush!

Anonymous said...

10:37 come on that shit was debated in here years ago so stop with the hater shit ASSHOLE

Col. Angus said...

And this I say unto you: I vote for clay Chastain is the only option that we have to suppress he ravenous and heinous desires of the Developers to plunge and plunder this city into bankruptcy. They are an evil horde! They come only to bring ruin to our city as they line their pockets with filthy lucre. Clay might not have all the polish and fanciness of those other candidates but he is pure heart and a man who truly believes what he says. That is why he's out on the street petition in the voters of this city. Clay Chastain has my vote but more than that he has my confidence that he will never betray the voters of Kansas City the way our current batch of leaders have stabbed Us in the back!

Anonymous said...

Clay All The Way

Anonymous said...

It would be a much more fun election if he made it to the primary instead of Jolie. Would serve all the schmucks at the KC Greater Chamber of Commerce right.

Anonymous said...

12:37 for the win

The bland nothingness of the current council members, all doing the Sly James shuffle pretty much are the front grunions of the Chamber swells

Get ready for management a la the Airport example. Opaque, pork stuffed, not close to costing what it should, and all about perks to the usual suspects.

Get some more candidates and the dark horse might ride further. I do kind of like Canady, she doesn't dance to the puppet-masters tunes

Anonymous said...

i cant wait for the millenials to be surprise for what the real voters will vote in hahahah

Anonymous said...

Maybe it would be nice if we have more participation. But it looks like we're just getting the same old special-interest who get called out by their bosses.