Tuesday, March 05, 2019

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! CLAY CHASTAIN SINGS 'I'M NOT SLY' IN KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CONTEST 2019 CLIP!!!



So far the contest for Kansas City mayor has been an abysmal flop of low attendance forums endured by only a few denizens of a mostly disinterested voting public.

Until now . . .

FIRST ON TKC: CLAY CHASTAIN DECRIES THE LEGACY OF MAYOR SLY JAMES THROUGH THE MAJESTY OF SONG!!!

It's really quite awful and possibly the most cringe-worthy bit of content seen or heard in the local political scene in more than a generation.

And THAT why it debuts on this blog.

MSM "journalists"  feel free to swipe this clip and give us a name check . . . This one will make for good Mardi Gras eve content wherein most news viewers will be watching with drink in hand.

And so on this Fat Tuesday we capture the KCMO 2019 Mayoral election better than any other media outlet.

WE'VE EXPOSED CLAY CHASTAIN SINGING "I'M NOT SLY" IN THIS POLITICAL GAMBIT THAT WILL BECOME PART OF KANSAS CITY HISTORY LONG AFTER THE NEXT ONE TERM MAYOR LEAVES TOWN!!!

And sure, we have a bit of fun at Clay's expense but this song very well might be the only exciting bit of content or arguement in the mayoral race so far.

Without further ado . . .

CHECK THE POLITICAL DITTY WHICH DEFINES CLAY CHASTAIN AMID KCMO ELECTION 2019: "I'M NOT SLY"

Enjoy . . .



You decide . . .

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, I like it.

NOW we've got an election on our hands.

Quaid said...

I rate it somewhat better than John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" but not as good as the ballad of the Green Beret.

Anonymous said...

Holy shiz. If this doesn't provide inspircation to move to the suburbs. Nothing will.

Anonymous said...

Hey, he's the only one that stands out from the crowd at this point. Not bad.

Putin/Trump 2020 said...

Democracy doesn't work.

Anonymous said...

I want Clay to win so that he can finally get the help he needs.

Anonymous said...

town pavilion is a awful building. They have an aerobics class in the penthouse every tuesday.

Anonymous said...

I’m definitely voting for clay now!!!

Save the Plaza said...

I think that Kansas City could do a lot worse than Clay trestain is mayor. Think about his campaign platform. Other than some of the goofy Light Rail stuff that will never get past he has said a lot of important things about giving the decisions back to the neighborhoods and taking away power from the Developers. Everyone else seems to be acting like they're running in a popularity contest but even at that they all just sound and look the same.

At least clay Chastain has some commitment to the city he has spent a lot of time doing his petitions and improving things like Union Station. Nobody else has anything much to their list of accomplishments.

It seems like he's kind of the Donald Trump of this election. An outsider that is saying and doing and yes even see things that the other candidates won't. I can respect that because what we're hearing from all of the council people is just more of the same and continued taxes and spending until KCMO is broke.

Anonymous said...

This is dumb af.

Anonymous said...

^^^ someone agree but I think the entertainment value alone is why I'm going to vote for clay.

Anonymous said...

All the way with Clay

Metro
Loves
Klay

Anonymous said...

HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S PRETEND CLAY CHASTAIN IS REALLY A KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE!!!

Anonymous said...

Clay sings, Clay wins!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry Clay. There's no possible way to be funnier than our own Mayor Bullhorn, the Downtown Clown.

Anonymous said...

HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S PRETEND BIG MONEY GRIP IS A REAL MAYOR!!!

Anonymous said...

How can so many clowns fit into that one little car?

Anonymous said...

A singer Clay is not, but he’s still the best candidate KC could elect to focus on average residents and common-sense needs.

JoCoPost said...

3 minutes and 28 seconds I will never get back in my life.
Did anyone notice he violated campaign finance law by not having a disclaimer? Probly not, your ears were bleeding and you were weeping.

Thank you, Tony.
5:29 said it, the best reason to move to the suburbs. Come to Shawnee, register to vote against the Shawnee Community Center.

Or, stay put, and send Clay to Shawnee to run for Mayor. We already have a primary thanks to some crazy Pakistani who runs LoveGuru.us, ran previously and got 13 votes, AND is running for US President. So question, could Clay beat AJ Sood since he lost to The Captain, the homeless dude last time in that primary.

Who was that old country singer gentleman from the 60's, tall, white hair? Conway Twitty? Come on, One for the Road, I know you know...report in...

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ Tracy, not everything is about you.

Anonymous said...

Cringe worthy doesn't even begin to describe this. This is indecent.

Can't Stand KC Politics said...

A VOTE FOR CLAY CHASTAIN WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE PRANK ON CITY HALL AND THE COUNCIL!

THINK ABOUT IT.

Anonymous said...

Clay’s got my vote. The rest are f these dipshits are more of the same!

Anonymous said...

Remember, Tracy is BRAIN damaged by her own admission. Like Tracy, I just report facts.

Grip Madlock said...

There is only 1 Big Money Grip

Anonymous said...

Jolie doesn’t sing, but she eats a lot of pussy.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, that’s why she was asking for a toothpick.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm going contrary here on this one.

I found it witty and humorous, which I think was the point!

Clay's voice is somewhat like the late Jim Neighbors (Gomer Pyle USMC, for anyone who remembers that), maybe not what you were expecting, but I thought it was a worthy attempt.

Regardless, it's the message that counts, and the message was spot-on.

Seriously, how could anyone vote for any candidate who's currently serving on the Council? Justus, Lucas, Wagner, Taylor, Canady, Reed, they're all complicit in the dysfunction.

Anonymous said...

Watching that was like looking at a bad car accident. Horrific, and you know you shouldn't be looking at it, but for some unknown reason you cannot take your eyes off of. As Tracy mentioned, that was 3 and a half minutes of my life I cannot get back.

Seriously though, take away that hair-brained light-rail obsessions of his, and the fact that he doesn't live here, and maybe the fact that his elevator probably doesn't go all the way to the top....Clay has actually made some valid points. This current Mayor and council is about as corrupt as they come. And none of the candidates are talking about the abuse of TIF and subsidies for private development that are hurting the city. Clay is.

Clay won't win. And he shouldn't. But at least he's speaking to the problems of the city. The others are talking like they are running a campaign in an elementary or Junior High school promising no homework, free lunches and endless recess.

This city is doomed.

#KorruptCity

Anonymous said...

Conway Twitty never had white hair you silly twit. I could have said and probably should have said twat, but decided to be nicer. Come on Tracy you can do better than that.

country joe said...

Could Porter Wagner be Tracy's singer? Big hit of his: "I wouldn't live in _______ City if you gave me the whole dang town."