Thursday, March 21, 2019

TESTIMONY: KANSAS CITY E-SCOOTER NEARLY KILLED THIS HIPSTER!!!

Sure, he was riding in the rain and wasn't wearing a helmet but safety never seems like a concern to locals who enjoy this mode of transit. Here's the round-up of costly misadventures which cost this guy big money and chased him from this town back to his parent's house. Read more:

CASEY: Down and out in Kansas City on an e-scooter

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hipsters are pussies. Scooters are way to masculine of a toy for a pussy hipster.

Frances said...

This wasn't an accident, it was natural selection.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Learn how to spell.

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

It ain’t easy being a hipster.

Anonymous said...

^^But it sure is easy being a pants-shitting geezer apparently. All of you are doing it.

Anonymous said...

Scooters should have training wheels for all the gay hipsters.

Anonymous said...

Depends should have extra-absorbent padding for all the pants-shitting these geezers do.

Good, good, good----gooood vibrations! It's giving me ejaculation! Doo---doo---doo---doo---doodle---doo! Viiiiii---braaaay---shuuuuns! said...

^^Gayzers @8:27/9:23 jizz their silk panties from riding the scooters. They say their limp-wristed grip while rolling between 10-15 mph buzzes their poopers.

Anonymous said...

8:21 wins! Darwin would be proud.

Anonymous said...

The unspoken reason the cost of health insurance is so high. Rates should be based mostly on one's tendency to participate in the Darwin Awards.

Anonymous said...

“It was raining, which Trussell described as “a pretty thick downpour.” It was dark outside, too. “Instead of taking an Uber, we decided to ride scooters,” he said. Then we decided to put our hand on the red-hot stovetop. Then we decided to lick an electrical outlet.........No wonder geezer hater is so bitter. If I knew my mentality was to be that of a hipster the rest of my life, I’d ride my scooter with no helmet in a downpour too.