Sunday, March 17, 2019

Sunday Kansas City Journalism Crisis Of Conscience: Are News Hotties Really Reporters?!?!



Credit where it's due . . . The newspaper gives voice to constant complaints about disparity among TV newsies . . .

KMBC said I was too old and too ugly. Newswomen today are still fighting discrimination

However . ..

This debate assumes we're talking about journalism or a job with any more merit than waitressing at Hooters. Still . . . We think about the news hotties like they're Woodward & Bernstein.

BUT . .. Here's what the MSM isn't allowed to mention:

THE ONLY REAL UNFAIRNESS IS THAT NEWS DUDES ARE SO DECREPIT IN COMPARISON TO NEWS BABES!!!

And so the only solution is probably to turn the entire news game into a super model fun fest.

Honestly, it's uncertain how much info we'd really lose or who would ever complain.

You decide . . .

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Women get all their glory and attention in a windfall during youth until they hit the wall. Men are the opposite. They build themselves up gradually and hit their peak later on, so it's their turn to get the glory. Men are no match compared to women in regards to youthful attraction and the attention they get. The tables always turn. Men age like wine and women age like milk.

Anonymous said...

You mean like Lezak?

Anonymous said...

Maybe hot young naked woman newsies can change things!

Walter Concrete said...

We interrupt this program for a special report.


Local station to introduce new anchor. 19 year Carly Bigums. Recognized as a newz genius at age of 12, Bigums obtained her side door degree in newz at prestigious UCLA.

Visit her on Instagram. @ look at my bigums tv


We now return to our regularly scheduled programming

Hyperblogal said...

You don't have to pay youngsters as much.

Anonymous said...

That chick has a face that might get her into radio.

Anonymous said...

If some really hot sluts wrote for the Star, I might read it. Or I might just watch Fox News.

Retro ROCKER said...

A Face for radio. That is where Larry King started. It's about selling advertising .Pretty Women More Male viewers with money to spend They try to employ Good looking Men FOR the women. And a few gays. And lesbians. For the Brown dirt Cowboys. It's The money honey .MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY