Friday, March 29, 2019

KANSAS CITY WEEK OF DISMAY!!!



This close to the election we're not going to play favorites with any candidate in the upcoming primary so instead we offer a quick glimpse of the big picture as seen from Kansas City.

We started the week with progressives forced to choke down the Mueller Report nothing burger.

However, far-right reactionaries didn't have much time to celebrate after the controversial MAGA attack alleged hoax charges against actor Jessie Smollett were dropped.

Finally, after months of hype. Blue Bell returning to Kansas City shelves was mostly a disappointment given that locally-owned Belfonte is and always will be much better.

Thankfully, a few just deserts offer a glimmer of hope for redemption for those on the losing side of every equation . . .



Democratic Party leaders got their wish and the Mueller Report will be released by Mid-April.

Prez Trump quickly rebounded from his investigation vindication to attack Mr. Smollett as "an absolute embarrassment to the nation." Meanwhile the Chicago police demand $130K for their trouble and continue to bad mouth the actor who maintains his innocence and still claims he was attacked.

Finally, on the all important subject of ice cream . . . EPIC Instagram promo for the pr0n team at Brazzers reminds us that eventually the weather will warm up with plenty of time for Summer treats.

And so we conclude this overview with an apropos summary by the U.S. Commander-In-Chief calling B.S. on the whole thing . . .



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24 comments:

Anonymous said...

+1 on Trump and I don't even like him. Just nice to see somebody say bullshit in public for a change. Never happens around here.

KCmc said...

Ridiculous Bullshit 2020, sounds like an appropriate campaign slogan to me.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Der Fuhrer is the ridiculous bullshit.

His many crimes are still being investigated by the Southern District of New York.

Barr's whitewash is not exoneration.


Der Fuhrer is an embarrassment to the nation.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Still not as bad as Hillary. And most likely to be reelected.

Anonymous said...

Byron is a lying thief. An embarrassment to real men.

Anonymous said...

I just like the way Trump says what people really want to say. Wouldn't it be great if one mayoral candidate would say that Sly is full of bullshit for proposing sales tax for education after 8 years of looting their funds.

Anonymous said...

bLIEron is a waste of perfectly good air and resources, all he’s does is use the system and demand more, typical useless human being who’s done nothing for society...... hey bLIEron, how does it feel knowing that actual hard working people suffer everyday to provide you free food, housingwh and medical care, these same people that can barely provide for themselves because worthless human beings like yourself demand that we pay for it???

Anonymous said...

der fuhrer blieron and smollet are an embarrassment to humankind. No place in society or the world for scum like these.

Anonymous said...


Byron Funkhouser is a traitor to this country he would rather have Obama "a racist" who lied and killed Americans in Benghazi and Hillary Clinton who lied and said the American people killed our men in Benghazi because of a fake video.

Byron wants to investigate crimes by the President that never happened because they can't find and will never find anything of substance.

Byron thinks it's OK for Obama and Hillary to sell uranium to Russia and blame Trump for internet trolls who tried to convince voters to vote for Trump.

Byron is so stupid he thinks Putin likes Trump, when it's actually Putin who dislikes Trump.

Byron is so stupid he thinks living under socialism and giving jobs up to illegals is the way to go.

Bryon is so stupid he wants all factory's and jobs to continue to leave our country and produce products in other countries and then sell to us when there are no jobs to support buying anything.

Byron is so stupid he can't see what Obama did when he put small towns out of business with bogus healthcare and drove our economy down.

Trump is the best thing that ever happened to this country and Byron is so jealous of that because Byron is a nothing burger and very Stupid.

Anonymous said...

Twit-In-Chief Cadet Bonespurs is a penis brained rectal orifice.

Anonymous said...

BlieRon @6:25 adores Kenyon born Choom Gang BathHouse Barry, the down-low homo married to a tranny from Chicago.

Anonymous said...

I am tired of all of this mother-fuckerin', cocksucking, buttfucking, dirty language.
Just fucking STOP!

Anonymous said...

^^^ true dat!!!

And hillary and bill have hidden the fact that Hillary is a lesbian, everybody in Arkansas knows this, most people in this country are finding out now if they have already figured it out.

bLIEron’s heroes, what an effing disgrace.

Anonymous said...

You understand neither Hitler or Trump.

Anonymous said...

and bLIEron thinks that race baiting homo smollett is innocent, that’s just....... sad.

Anonymous said...

6:25: +1000! Best summary of Agent "My Family Is from Sweden" Orange I've ever seen! Way to go!

Anonymous said...

Trump is more like Mussolini than he is Hitler. His mannerisms when he gives a speech are almost identical if you look at the historical clips.

Weird Uncle Joe Biden said...

Sniff sniff, hmm your hair smells so good.

Anonymous said...

9:16: Agree. Bonespurs also seems to have studied Father Coughlin.

Anonymous said...

What you mean to say is, based on your shallow understanding of 20th Century fascism, a politician who you obsessively hate maybe kind of makes some of the same gestures as an Italian dictator to whom he bears absolutely no other similarity in political outlook, objective, or personality.

Is it...COLLUSION????

Call Rachel! Call Rachel! Our democracy is at stake!!!

Anonymous said...

Have you studied anything but MSNBC?

No.

Anonymous said...

Jussie, the ultimate drama queen, couldn't find a cross big or public enough to nail himself to and claim to be the ultimate victim. Couldn't he have avoided this with some Hamilton karaoke and a couple glasses of Chardonnay? Oh well.

Black Privilege: commit 16 felonies, get off Scot free and get nominated for an award.

Anonymous said...

11:33: First of all, that should be "whom." Secondly, I don't hate Trump. He's been a considerable source of amusement these past few years. It's like having a reality TV show on a national level that I can stream at will. Plus he's been a boon to the careers of many comedians. What's not to enjoy?

As for his having no similarity to Mussolini in "political outlook, objective, or personality," ah, well. That's where we'll have to disagree. As for my "shallow understanding of 20th Century fascism," I'd be happy to compare my historical studies with yours, but I'm confident that Americans (and more important the real powers in this country) won't let a cheap imitation Mussolini become the real thing.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the grammar correction, as well as your total failure to prove the substance of the comment wrong in any way.

We disagree because you're wrong.

1. Mussolini was a multilingual intellectual with a long and complicated political career. Trump: nope.

2. Mussolini did not hesitate to conquer the most vulnerable country he could find as soon as it was possible. Trump hasn't engaged in any plans to conquer anything, particularly in combination with an axis of cooperation. Hint: this is where your collusion fraud crashed and burned.

3. Look up 'fascism' sometime. It's actually a fairly complicated political ideology involving rigid economic control and autocratic authority vested in a single tyrannical head of state. Trump: no. Even though you refuse to admit it, Trump has allowed a full court press of media attacks, including the biggest hoax in history, without arresting or shooting anyone. And won.

So, an A for grammar. Celebrate!

F in history, psychology, and media studies tho. ;)