Friday, March 29, 2019
KANSAS CITY WEEK OF DISMAY!!!
This close to the election we're not going to play favorites with any candidate in the upcoming primary so instead we offer a quick glimpse of the big picture as seen from Kansas City.
We started the week with progressives forced to choke down the Mueller Report nothing burger.
However, far-right reactionaries didn't have much time to celebrate after the controversial MAGA attack alleged hoax charges against actor Jessie Smollett were dropped.
Finally, after months of hype. Blue Bell returning to Kansas City shelves was mostly a disappointment given that locally-owned Belfonte is and always will be much better.
Thankfully, a few just deserts offer a glimmer of hope for redemption for those on the losing side of every equation . . .
Democratic Party leaders got their wish and the Mueller Report will be released by Mid-April.
Prez Trump quickly rebounded from his investigation vindication to attack Mr. Smollett as "an absolute embarrassment to the nation." Meanwhile the Chicago police demand $130K for their trouble and continue to bad mouth the actor who maintains his innocence and still claims he was attacked.
Finally, on the all important subject of ice cream . . . EPIC Instagram promo for the pr0n team at Brazzers reminds us that eventually the weather will warm up with plenty of time for Summer treats.
And so we conclude this overview with an apropos summary by the U.S. Commander-In-Chief calling B.S. on the whole thing . . .
Developing . . .