KANSAS CITY CHEF WARNS: PLAZA THUGS ARMED WITH PROFESSIONAL KNIVES!!!



Country Club crime testimony and word of troublesome, young bandits on the cutting edge . . .

The Plaza delinquents hit ########### Cafe on Friday eve. They stole my knife bag and also stole a server's car.

I wish so bad for this crap to stop! This was my life they stole. It takes so long to acquire the knife set that you want and are proud of. I'm issuing a warning now because the police say that they will probably use these knives as weapons.

Keep that in mind just in case you come across them. Who know what they are carrying.

For me, I'm back to using house knifes. 

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Comments

  1. If it's Ginsu.

    We're screwed!

    Those things will cut through a tin can!

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  2. Ah the better to slice their watermelons with!!!

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  3. Whites cut meth with wonder bread.

    Those bitches were white.

    They were white!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. More excellence from our urban academy. Mogadishu on the plains.

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    1. More diaper shitting from our worthless geriatrics.

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  5. Maybe Nichols philosophy was right.

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  6. That's definitely a cutting edge story.

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  7. Fuck Ginsu- I’m more afraid if they are Cutco! Those bitches cut.

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  8. The libtards are gonna ban knives next!

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    1. Nah, just pants-shitting geriatrics who bore us with worthless posts.

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  9. The Scooter gang has knives ?!

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  10. Let those hood rats bring those knives to a gun fight. We need more dead hood rats.

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  11. @6:29 What is your problem? Do you have grandparents? I bet you live in their basement and con Grandma out of a twenty every morning.

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    1. Yep. Then rubs one out for Grandpa to borrow the Buick.

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    2. The prince of the trailer park has spoken. Such a riveting burn. In the land of mullets, the bald man is King.

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  12. TOP PHOTO -- HEAD CASE

    In hindsight, when others warned me about taking the assistant's job for the alcoholic knife-thrower, I should have listened more!!!

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