Thursday, March 28, 2019

KANSAS CITY 3RD DISTRICT POLITICAL SIGN STEALING GARNERS HEADLINES AMID RAMPANT REAL-LIFE PROPERTY THEFT!!!

This silly season report is worth a glimpse but only because it offers insight into the inner-city fighting political intimidation whilst more serious property crime in this embattled district is often unchallenged. Checkit:

Culprit caught on camera stealing campaign signs in KCMO

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Voters will narrow down the candidates for Kansas City, Missouri, City Council next Tuesday, but some candidates lament pre-election sabotage. Across the third district, campaign signs have been disappearing. Joseph "Joey Cuts" Thomas, a barber and entrepreneur, is running for the in-district seat. "The time is right," he said.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to know pat has the basketball court covered, what’s he gonna do about the rest of the third district? His focus is only in the hood and getting his business more work, he could care less about anyone or anything else.

Anonymous said...

Hint, He is one of the city’s sidewalk contractors

Anonymous said...

Every citizen has the right to take all those signs down as they are all illegally placed. Especially Joeycuts who has his signs in the middle of every intersection.

If you can't follow the law regarding your own signs, you have no right to earn anyone's vote.

Tracy Thomas said...

OK, Team Tony--howsabout creating nicknames for imaginary yard signs, like TonyCuts--for ALL the mayoral candidates as well. First name, followed by one active verb...


ClayDisrupts?
AlissiaObjects
MillerBores
TaylorGrins (his sign MUST include a chipmunk face, to be accurate)
oh wait, which Scott is running??!! This one sleeps with Jolley)
WagnerWhines
QuintonProfesses
JermaineShuffles
KleinShrugs
GlynnGlazes
LeeHousehunts
and--
JolieSellsOut

I'm sure some of our brightest commenters can do better...

Anonymous said...

^^nah. That's boring and dumb.

Anonymous said...

How about we make one for you?

TracyTalkstoomuchandisntfunny

Anonymous said...

Tracy comments always welcome.

A name for Sly:
Sly lies?
Sly slimes?

Interesting that Star is willing to criticize Sly after seven years of neglecting city and enriching developers.

Anonymous said...

^^^It's over chump! Sly won!! He's going out a tremendous winner! He moved the city forward! The airport is his legacy and likely will bear his name in the future!! Face it loser, he won!!!!!