Thursday, March 21, 2019

Deadly Branson Duck Boats Shut Down

A dangerous regional tradition leaves after last year's tragedy. Here's more on the tourist trap switcheroo to something even more mundane . . . Read more:

Ride the Ducks Branson won't operate in 2019 after deadly sinking

The company that owns a duck boat that sank on a Missouri lake last year, killing 17 people , won't operate the vessels this year and will instead open a replacement attraction in the tourist town of Branson.


Anonymous said...

Sounds like they couldn't find anyone to insure them.

Anonymous said...

Branson used to be pretty cool until crap like this came in and took over, this and stupid shows that have nothing to do with the Ozarks and it's history.

Anonymous said...

^^sorry gramps, Branson was never cool. It's nothing but geriatric fucktards, retards, and hillbillys, and they ain't never been cool. Get out more.

Anonymous said...

Branson is kind of lame

and the Death boats will be back next year

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