Saturday, February 02, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! JACKSON COUNTY EXEC FRANK WHITE M.I.A. AMID COURTHOUSE WATER MAIN BREAK DEVASTATION!!!



Insider word from The Courthouse offers perspective on a recent disaster not yet reported in local media . . .

THE WATER MAIN BREAK INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE IS DOING UNTOLD DAMAGE TO THE OLD SCHOOL JACKSON COUNTY BUILDING AND HAS CAUSED CHAOS FOR THIS BRANCH OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT!!!

Highlights . . .

- The plan to have downtown workers move to the Independence, MO courthouse was an unmitigated DISASTER. Most of the workers need to be plugged in to their resources at the Downtown location. There weren't enough desks or space for the shift and no real work was accomplished.

- The repairs have been directionless. Workers are struggling to coordinate their efforts and so far Team Frank hasn't taken the lead.

- The damage is far reaching, the building is UNSAFE now. This will impact court cases, bill payment and now THREATENS PROPERTY TAX TRANSACTIONS.

Here's the word from insiders:

"Nobody has seen the Executive. Frank is gone and this is exactly the time when we need him to step up. He should have called a press conference on Friday to update workers and people who rely on the courthouse every day. If he was ahead of the game he would've started working on emergency legislation to get more cash and resources to help the cleanup and renovation. Right now there's still a lot of damage from the flooding that's getting worse. Already City Hall is back up and running and has updated their people about the situation. Here at the the courthouse we've been left on our own."

And so, we hope to see Exec Frank White make a comeback for the benefit of all JaxCo workers and given that he has struck out during this clutch play to literally fix the Courthouse.

Developing . . .

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I imagine Frank mostly likes to delegate. Not fixing the courthouse should be one of many items on is to do list.

Anonymous said...

Have heart the basement is horrible. They're going to need to do something fast or risk losing the mainframe. If that happens, there are A LOT of people who are going to be creaming about their property tax bill.

Dex said...

He hasn't fixed the jail. Why should the courthouse be any different?

Anonymous said...

Bayball has ben berry berry gud to me.

Anonymous said...

And right on schedule, our daily reminder that clown car corruption and obvious incompetence are the KC way.

Anonymous said...

As long as it doesn't cause a problem with my city pension check take your time. Kids will pick up the bill anyway at some point.

Anonymous said...

He’s Mia with forte, the true king of Mia, they be like hiding and stuff

Anonymous said...

Frank has been very busy looking for financing for his house. He cannot be bothered with this mundane water line break.

Anonymous said...

I think Frank has a part time job on the weekends, so he is unavailable

Anonymous said...

He's got tickets to the super bowl

Anonymous said...

"the building is UNSAFE now."

Can't wait to see the proof of that statement, but I guess we'll all grow old waiting for that.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean Jean Petersucker Baker can drop cases and let even more criminals go free? She likes doing that.

Anonymous said...

Only KCMO is stupid enough to put a washed up athlete into a position of action or power. Then when some BS like this comes up it’s a mystery that he’s MIA. Koonsas City, the Toilet Town on the Plains.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Did you Jackson county?

Anonymous said...

Did you mean Jackson county

Anonymous said...

The proof of the statement is that the building remains shut down. Did you just get out of the retirement home on a day pass?

Anonymous said...

Frank should just resign.

Anonymous said...

What exactly does Frank do ? I'm pretty sure he doesn't read your blog, but he should. He might gain a little insight

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