Thursday, February 21, 2019

NEWSFLASH!!! SWEDISH MEATBALLS STAY LOSING IN MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY!!!

Decry "bad hombres" all day long, but tacos would have been a safer bet . . . Meanwhile, snow removal FAIL has hurt biz all over KCMO and tonight the news takes on this bad location with even worse parking . . .

Scandinavian restaurant in Midtown struggling with hard winter, few customers

A hard winter is having a negative effect on a Midtown restaurant that was named one of the top restaurants in Kansas City.The owner of Klokstrom Klubb & Market said the restaurant is struggling because the snow is keeping too many customers at home."Krokstrom is the family name from when they came over from Sweden.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

39th Street is the most bullshit Street in the city for access or parking. I hate driving up there. Put the restaurant somewhere else, not only will you pay less rent but you'll probably get more traffic.

Anonymous said...

40% drop in sales? You have more problems than a few snow days.

Anonymous said...

Plus some 90 new restaurants are supposed to be opening.

Up and coming windfall for all the local law firms bankruptcy divisions.

Bug Eyed Bitch said...

Vegan! You don't need to be puttin that dead flesh in your body.

Anonymous said...

This place is pretty good, but they’re in a shithole part of town that is about 90% populated by queers and lesbians. Not a destination normal people want to go to.

Anonymous said...

IKEA rules

Anonymous said...

Place needs a better location no doubt. Come on out to the Golden Ghetto, we'll treat you right. Oh and your customers won't have to fear being mugged either everytime they come to eat unless you go to Oak Park Mall.

My Big Gay Boner said...

They need to "get with the program".

Anonymous said...

But if there was a snow fail, why does that street look clear?????

Anonymous said...

^^^ Because you're blind as a bad. See the ice, look at the ice and get of your phone bitch.

Just check that parking lot and pray!

Anonymous said...


Those streets look like hell. There is no parking because of the snow. Small rural towns do way better than that and they don't pay thousands in taxes each year.

But don't get any ideas liberals they will run you out of town if you invade their towns stay in KC where you belong.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ +100

Anonymous said...

9:17 Trudat!! I live in a small town in Kansas. After every snow this year my residential street is cleared when I leave at 6:00 AM. That KCMO hipster urban life is a fucking joke!

Anonymous said...

Does your puny own have to worry about a half million people, or does it just have a few trailer parks and a nursing home? Because that's a factor.

Anonymous said...

This is the second time he's used media like this to drive sales

Anonymous said...

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