Wednesday, February 20, 2019

KANSAS CITY STREETS WERE GARBAGE THIS MORNING AND MAYOR SLY SILENT ON HIS EPIC LEGACY OF STREET FAIL!!!



Sorry, I know that snow news is overdone on local legacy media but almost nobody is willing to place blame for the streets of this town looking worse than one of those Eastern-Euro-trash "Kreplachistan" countries.

But, again, realize that other big cities in colder parts of the nation don't shut down and wants to lock residents indoors what it's snowing. The police are right to want to protect people by telling them to stay inside but their warnings simply prove KCMO can't handle any snowfall greater than a dusting and still keep running at a fast pace. 

And so, just one more time for the cheap seats . . .

TKC CONFIRMED!!! THIS WINTER MAYOR SLY'S TENURE CONCLUDED WITH ONE OF THE WORST SNOW & ICE REMOVAL PERFORMANCES KANSAS CITY HAS WITNESSED IN A GENERATION!!!

The streets have been so awful this Winter that even Mayor Sly's race relation conversations were twice delayed.

Sadly, during election season most of the candidates are too busy talking about social justice and referencing Prez Trump to focus on mundane issues like street maintenance.

Nevertheless, the morning commute with a truck fire and stalled cars littering the side of the road makes it clear that voters need elected leaders who are dedicated to quite literally cleaning up this town.

Here's the last of the snow links for right now:

KCTV5: KCMO declares snow emergency; cars on snow routes can be ticketed

KSHB: How are schools going to make up all these snow days?

Action 41 News: Missouri State Highway Patrol shares what lessons drivers should learn after 47-vehicle pileup

KMBZ: Another snowfall prompts hundreds of cancellations around Kansas City

Developing . . .

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better title: will mayor james get a broom?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget about the potholes.

Anonymous said...

Another epic failure, the normal response from shitty hall, where’s gopher with his blatant lies?

Anonymous said...

Who cares? Stop crying about infrastructure issues and be proud that 18th and vine keeps getting millions in handouts. Its all about 18th & Vine. The roads are bad because we didnt cherry pick a street to rename MLK years ago. Now that we finally have spent valuable time to do such....we know have social justice by using tax $ from KC to give to the king family for naming rights.

Anonymous said...

The roads weren't bad today at all. You would know this if any of you actually ventured out. Stop being a bunch of pussies.

Anonymous said...

So which one of you will be the elected leader who is dedicated to quite literally cleaning up this town?!?!

C'mon! Time's a-wastin'!!!

Anonymous said...

TKC CONFIRMED!!! UNINTELLIGIBLE WHINY BITCHES ALL READY WITH THEIR COMPLAINTS BUT STILL UNABLE TO IMPROVE THEIR LOT IN LIFE!!!

Anonymous said...

How are KCPS schools going to handle all the days missed because of snow? Just check those days as having 97% attendance and give the students their certificates of illiteracy.

Anonymous said...

It's weird, I look out my office window and the streets are totally clear. Huh. Weird stuff.

Anonymous said...

Surface streets were pretty decent from south KC to Valentine. The crews didn't sweep the streets dry, scatter rose petals over them and hold my hand during my drive but I figured out how to cope.

Anonymous said...

@11:01;Slie made sure the streets downtown were cleared for you.

Anonymous said...

^^except and this is real key here dope, I don't work downtown! Go figure! And yet....the streets are totally clear. I wonder how that happened if the streets weren't plowed as you and the basement dweller Tony say? Huh. Weird, weird, stuff.

Anonymous said...

Downtown is okay. Any place else is garbage. That's KC For you.

Screw you 1%.

Anonymous said...

MY SOLID GOLD SNOWPLOW WENT BY FORTY TIMES IN AN HOUR!!!

of course I live in the suburbs, suckers

Anonymous said...

It's not weird of Tony to utterly misstate facts. It happens fifteen times a day.

Greedo said...

^^^ That's not a bad hit ratio. He posts like two dozen things. And you're sniffing all of those farts. How do recycled snack cakes smell?

Bitter? Sorry Wildman.

Anonymous said...

Not kidding. This is why we need more streetcar. If that's the only part of the city they clean, might as well have it all around KC!

Anonymous said...

What's weird is I live in east KC, work in midtown, and my street had been plowed, and the streets at work are plowed. I mean what happened?????

Anonymous said...

^^^ Such B-S. More likely you work for city hall and you get paid to lie for a living. Almost time for lunch. You've earned it!

The Greater Kansas City Aryan said...

I knew it was fake when he wrote that lived on the East side and works.

Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaa!

Chris Hernandez should get the Pulitzer!

Anonymous said...

Main streets are getting better with the temperatures warming up. The Sun works better than the shovels.

Anonymous said...

The Mayor doesn't deserve all the credit for the failure of KC infrastructure. The city council's Transportation & Infrastructure Committee deserve some of the credit. Those all-stars are Jermaine Reed, Chair; Kevin McManus, Vice Chair; Quinton Lucas, Jolie Justus and Dan Fowler. So when you go vote for a new Mayor remember the potholes and the snow removal mismanagement.

Anonymous said...

11:36 I live in the real east side and the streets have not been plowed, don’t believe me? Go to kcmo snow plow maps and see for yourself, that is if your not too busy sniffing sLIE’s dirty diapers!

Anonymous said...

11:05 amazing how the city managed to go from south downtown to 39th street! It’s a miracle!

Anonymous said...

I mean, we have a narrative here. Tony says the roads were garbage and yet they weren't? Huh. A semi truck catches fire and is offered as proof the roads are garbage, Huh? People are reporting their streets have been plowed, and some people say that's a lie. Huh. Weird, weird, weird.

Anonymous said...

Said the asshat whining about whining bitches. How rich.

Barney Frank said...

It was priceless seeing Gopher Boy on Fox 4 last night giving KC info on how potholes are created.

Anonymous said...

12:15 has a mental illness, what else would you expect from somebody with Coprophilia disease, weird, weird, weird

Anonymous said...

^^^You talk too much and have nothing to say. Ever.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Weird weird weird

Anonymous said...

Clearly a bad Mayor. The 8 year term seemed to be so much longer. KC developers and Burns and Mac got rich at the expense of the KC resident who receives little to no basic services from the City. Roads, curbs, lighting have been ignored for years. James is truly unqualified to lead.

Anonymous said...

Please Greedo your nose is so far up Tony's ass it's coming out his mouth.

And when so many people are here calling out Tony's pathetically false narrative it's even browner than usual.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for winter to be over so I don't have to listen to all you old fucking shrivs constantly bitch about street plowing. It's the fucking midwest assholes....if you don't like snow and the ensuing pot holes from the freeze thaw cycle, move to Arizona.

Anonymous said...

Is there someone tying you up and forcing you to visit TKC every five minutes?