Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Kansas City Restaurant Romance Secret: Your Server Hates You!!!

Dinner new for the big night and just a quick realization that most local SERVICE INDUSTRY WORKERS DESPISE VALENTINE'S LOVE BIRD GUESTS NEARLY AS MUCH AS EVERYONE WHO VISITS A RESTAURANT ON MOTHER'S DAY. Take a look at a trade mag that wants us to ignore this fact of life:

The 10 Most Romantic Restaurants in Kansas City

It's February, and Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Trying to plan the perfect romantic evening? We've got you covered - delicious food, great wine and ambience, ambience, ambience. Here are our picks for the 10 most romantic restaurants in Kansas City, because nothing says "I love you" like a mouthwatering meal.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

No we are not planning anything and are not interested in your advise.

Anonymous said...

Buy, consume, sleep, don't think, watch tv.

Anonymous said...

Tis list is slightly out of date, Café Provence left Kansas City and wandered off into Kansas somewhere a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

Correction: Servers hate old people because they complain about everything & don't tip. Just like blacks. Here's a little secret for you geezers and blacks: Your favorite restaurant has a second menu that they use exclusively for geezers and blacks. It looks exactly like their regular menu, but the prices are 18% higher than normal to ensure that the server gets a good tip for dealing with your worthless asses. Remember that the next tome you tip too little or not at all!

Anonymous said...

Most of them are homosexuals like you anyway, so who cares?

Anonymous said...

^^Your daddy certainly does...he loves to smoke pole. I bet you do too. Right Nancy? You talk about ALL the time. Chip off the ol' block? Likely.

Anonymous said...

Old people actually go to restaurants consistently and have throughout their lives. Servers might not like them but they keep a ton of restaurants afloat

Anonymous said...

Wrong. It's hard to keep a restaurant afloat by sitting at a table for two hours drinking a $1.00 coffee.

Anonymous said...

I'll remember your comments when my wife and I eat out again this week, just like every week. I normally tip at least 20% but I'll start leaving just a $1.00 tip from now on you jackass. BTW I am 67 and have never before not tipped at a sit down restaurant, so jam that up your millennial ass instead of your other husbands dick.