Sunday, February 24, 2019
KANSAS CITY OSCAR NIGHT 2019!!!
Just a quick check-in for tonight's Hollywood festivities enjoyed mostly by older women and more "flamboyant" friends . . .
Accordingly, TKC comment fave Chuck offers his 2-cents . . .
"The Protest/Resistance speeches given by virtue signalling, holier-than-thou "celebrities" who have ruined a once great venue and now threaten to ruin the entire entertainment industry, started that night. The "Culture War" elevated mediocre talent and the unexpected good fortune of those salt of the earth actors, for a few minutes, into a new celestial empyrius where the fires of their outrage were fungible and could be leveraged into their next contract.
While mentioning mediocrity, this would be a perfect moment to spoil the Oscars for you. Here goes. "Black Panther" will win BEST PICTURE. A garden variety, comic book film, that has ascended to apotheosis, by way of melanin and the shame of #Oscars So White. This is as good a year as any, for this pretender to walk off with the statue, the movies have been sub standard and there is no "Lawrence Of Arabia" to deny the rightful honor."
Chuck legit claims he's going to watching Matlock reruns.
But none of that is any fun.
AND SO WE SHARE OUR KANSAS CITY OSCAR PICKS TONIGHT!!!
Just a quick peek:
Best Actor: Mayor Sly James
Best Actress: Council Lady Jolie Justus
Best Screenplay: Kansas City Star
Best Special F/X: New Kansas City Single-Terminal Airport
Best Best Foreign Language Film: New Caravan Arrivals In Northeast KCMO
Best Costume Design: MAGA Hat Kid At Oak Park Mall
Lifetime Achievement: Kay Waldo Barnes
And the Kansas City Oscar for Best Picture goes to . . .
The Patrick Mahomes Ketchup Commercial
Honestly, he's the only real star in Kansas City and the guy who everybody wants to take a selfie with . . .
And so . .
PLEASE SUGGEST YOUR KANSAS CITY BEST CINEMATIC MOMENTS 2019!!!
Enjoy the show. Thanks for reading this week!!!