Thursday, February 07, 2019

KANSAS CITY EPIC BANANA ART SAVES MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY!!!

The public safety angle is a stretch but this is one of many ways that KCMO residents keep this town strange and much more interesting than our suburban pals living lives of quiet desperation in houses, streets and strip malls that all look the same. Checkit:

Large banana sculpture may be trying to make local neighborhood safer

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- A big, bright banana in one local neighborhood is keeping it safer. Sometimes a banana screams silliness, but what about a paper-mâché version poised square in the center of a Kansas City roundabout? "Everybody in this neighborhood loves this banana," said Joan.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Peanut Butta Jelly Time!
Peanut Butta Jelly Time!
Peanut Butta Jelly Time!
Peanut Butta Jelly Time!
Peanut Butta Jelly Time!
Peanut Butta Jelly Time!

Anonymous said...

Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!

(Over heard coming from the basement where geezer hater lives with his nancy boy)

Big Chungus KC said...

Midtowners love big bananas. Can't blame them.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe he's just another pretentious douchebag -- that's the more likely explanation in response to the story's title.

Anonymous said...

A masterpiece OF COURSE!

Anonymous said...

Faggots like big bananas. There are a lot of faggots in Midtown.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ And you think about them every damn night. Stop dreaming buddy. @11:36, go out there and find the man of your dreams!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Tag you’re it, now start sucking on it bitch! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

A banana? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

"Everybody in this neighborhood loves this banana," said Joan.

I used to love to bone Joan. So did "everybody".

Anonymous said...

So did "everybody", in the neighborhood.