Friday, February 15, 2019

FLASH!!! KANSAS CITY'S WORST BLOGGER NEARLY FROZEN TO DEATH!!!



So, none of you d-bags told me that driving around an old American subcompact on some of the most poorly maintained streets in the Midwest during a Winter tundra was a bad idea.

Accordingly . . .

This town nearly caught a break as TKC almost perished as a coffee & Cheeto-flavored popsicle on the side of the road.

Alas, misdirected anger and stupid & naive will to live brought us back to the basement, under a blanket and blogging some of the better news out there other than weather panic . . . We'll get to it all in a sec given that the TV newsies predict this town will turn to cannibalism by Saturday night.

More in a bit . . .

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad. We were could have had even more momentum!

Anonymous said...

Yes Weds and Thurs were weather gifts from heaven. Today back to reality. This winter is a motherfucker. And after the thaw - yay more muddy paw prints from my ill bred shelter dog

Anonymous said...

Thank god you made it home! Thankful to continue to have this blog!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Awwww, that's sweet.

Anonymous said...

Is that 200 word blather meant to say you crashed the car you borrowed from your mom? Just say that.

Greedo said...

^^^^ You're a boring bitch and nobody likes you. Nobody gives a shit what you think and your fake stoicism is trite and predictable. Even worse, obviously you care a great deal about TKC because you're on his blog SMELLING THE FARTS and pretending you don't like it.

Be better than that wildman, it can only help you.

Either have some fun or lay down in the snow.

Think about it!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Calm down there tiger!

Punxsutawney Phil said...

Never fear we are in El Nino so the mild weather will continue.

Anonymous said...

I hope everyone has enough drugs and booze on hand to make it through this.

Disgruntled Taxpayer said...

Poor sweet baby!! Where did you get stuck? I assume whoever helped you is not one of your trolls.

But hey, Steve Rose woulda, for sure.

snowdrift makes strange bedfellows...

Anonymous said...

Tony should have had some burritos and tamales with him as they would have warmed him up after he consumed them.

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL!

Anonymous said...

Glad you're safe and warm because we'd sure miss you. maybe you could train Tracy to do this the same way you do just in case and to cover your ass. She's definitely better looking. She's hot you're not.

Anonymous said...

Without this blog gopher would have nothing to do all day.

Anonymous said...

He alive!
Yayayayaya

Anonymous said...

Everybody knows that an old subcompact vehicle does not navigate in snow very well. Tony, you should have been riding your burro with your poncho wrapped around yourself and when the cartel asked what your were doing you could tell them you are spreading the lord's word. Also have some nice senorita snuggled inside your poncho to keep you warm.