FIRST KANSAS CITY MEDICAL MARIJUANA CLINIC OPENS ON STREETCAR LINE!!!

Credit to the Kansas City toy train where it's due . . . SELLING WEED ALONG THE STREETCAR IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! The lame hipster bars and more than a half a dozen coffee places don't speak to any real interest but dispensing weed to streetcar riders is the right idea when it comes to garnering REAL ridership and not just those fake numbers. The clinic says it's NOT A RUBBER STAMP for stoners but we're literally counting the minutes until the feds make every marijuana law in the nation obsolete -- Already Jackson County doesn't prosecute small time possession in most cases.

And so, the reality is that there's no arguing that weed has the potential to FINALLY make the streetcar into a real money making scheme.

Here's a link to the clinic for those with PTSD or a really bad headache:

The Green Clinics - Kansas City

Comments

  1. Damn Tony. When did you become such a trifled bitch about change? You sound like one of the elderly whiners that polute the comments. If that the reader base you're playing to now? Invalids and shut-ins?

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    1. The streetcar should take the nice coverage from TKC where they get it. I've read this blog for 10 years and this is literally the nicest thing I've ever seen TKC write about the folly trolley.

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  2. 6:47^^^ You kiddin me bro? Hell me an my Baby Boomer peeps are gonna get in our sleds and head on down to toke up on some Royal Gorilla before work today. We gonna catch up wid you post millennial Gen Z mutha fukkas and den suck down some 40's at lunch so we be spiffy, krispy and kooke all day long!!

    I expect to put in a full day today and make enough enough candy to pick up some high quality sherm to smoke this weekend.

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  3. You're right Chuck, those kids have goals and a work ethic. It's not like the old days where we could just sit around after work, take care of the kids, mow the lawn, help mom with dinner, BS with the neighbors over the backyard fence and complain about the your toddler spilling oatmeal on the carpet. Now, there are real, definable, options that make sense for far more educated, erudite and motivated young people to pursue in a Progressive world where priorities are definable and the evils of Toxic Masculinity and the White Patriarchy have FINALLY given way, to more logical and ethical concerns that will make us all a better city, state and nation.

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  4. Jason Kander is probably their number 1 client.

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  5. Did not see homicidal on the medical condition list.

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  6. The Vibrant Vibrator2/13/19, 8:53 AM

    Fantastic. Sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube. How can you lose with a deal like that.

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  7. Re the comment about the feds shutting it down. No I don't think so. Jeff sessions wanted to but he got slapped down like the little Confederate bitch he is - give trump credit for that at least.
    Thanks,
    Radish

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  8. Thanks for covering us Tony! However, we do not sell “weed” :) We are a medical clinic with doctors who meet with patients to determining they have qualifying conditions to receive a “certification” which is state mandated in order to apply for a medical card. We also offer science-based cannabis education and wellness workshops! Feel free to book your appointment online here: TheGreenClinics.com

    The public is welcome to come out to our Grand Opening this evening from 4-7pm! We look forward to helping patients #feelbetter MUCH LOVE! — The Green Clinics

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  9. ^^^ Good info!

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