Monday, February 25, 2019

Cowtown Fanboy Schadenfreude Exposed: Billionaire Patriots Owner Kraft Charged With Cheapskate Sex Parlor Rendezvous Amid Kansas City Chiefs Blowout!!!

Okay, the game was closer than a blowout but it was a blowout of a different sort nonetheless . . . Here's KCTV5 reveling in the tawdry deets that we'll help put on bast given that . . . Innocent or guilty of this crime, the dude is CERTAINLY A CHEAPSKATE for visiting this this alleged "tug job hut" when he has BILLIONS to his name. Cross-file this one under late capitalism as well.

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Authorities: Kraft visited parlor for sex on day of AFC game against Chiefs

WEST PALM BEACH, FL (AP) - New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft visited a Florida massage parlor for sex acts the night before and the morning of last month's AFC Championship Game, which he attended in Kansas City, authorities said Monday in documents charging him with two misdemeanor counts of soliciting prostitution.

25 comments:

Willy Mcfarland said...

So what. Everybody's doing it.

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL

Probably true though

Anonymous said...

There it is. Has to be the reason we lost.

Anonymous said...

5:11 I agree, plus he’s an old man who lost his wife few years ago. Nothingburger for me.

Midtown KC Chester said...

Kinda sad that no lady loves him enough to give him a tug out of affection.

Anonymous said...

"That would never happen in Foxboro"

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^ LOL!

Got'him.

Anonymous said...

Tony: "After Kansas City Chiefs Blowout!!!"

Actual news story: "the night before and the morning of last month's AFC Championship Game."

So you parrot somebody's work, and then don't even have the decency to get it correct?

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show ya' there are happy endings and there are "happy endings".

Gerend Phrase said...

It says AMID you dumbass. But I do respect your quest for tug job accuracy. Good luck with that!

Anonymous said...

It says "amid" now.

It said "after" at 6 p.m. before dumbass made his correction.

Good luck with your deficient thought patterns.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Dedication to tug job journalism. THAT is a life well spent.

Anonymous said...

C'mon the man is 77. He got a nut the night before and day of the game. I'm impressed. Cut him some slack.

Anonymous said...

Agreed 7:03!!! Good for the old man! Keeps him feeling young. $5-Dolla-Make-You-Holla!!!!! Love u long time for 5-dolla

Anonymous said...

He should have fucked Brady’s woman instead. Could have saved a few bucks and she’s pretty hot. Brady isn’t man enough to satisfy her anyway.

Anonymous said...

Yuck what a disgusting old perv.

Just goes to show, virtue is the only thing that ages well.

Thanks,
Radish

Anonymous said...

He's one of cadet Bonespurs best friends and biggest campaign contributors. Apparently they have similar taste in skanky pussy.

Byron Funkhouser said...

You all are missing the point. He had sex with SLAVES, brought here to be SLAVES & not the real work they were promised. He didn't just have sex with a prostitute.

HE HAD SEX WITH A SLAVE brought here under false pretenses from China.

This isn't about your stupid notions of manhood, this is about SLAVERY!

Anonymous said...

Byron you lying sheep fucker, you don't know what he had. You, on the other hand.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Bonehead. Thomas Jefferson had sexual intercourse with slaves. Lots of great men have.

Anonymous said...

—> 10:41

Yes concubinage was one of the most favored features of the cherished institution of the south. Rich Virginia slave breeders like Robt E Lee and Thomas Jefferson loved sneaking out to the cabin. Where do you think all the mulattos in America came from?? So funny seeing alt-right losers simultaneously holding a confederate flag in their hands and resentment against blacks in their hearts. Duh the reason the blacks you hate are here in the 1st place is because of the sentiment represented by that flag!
-Radish

Anonymous said...

Abraham Lincoln freed the original slaves the Democrats had. Now the illegal Hispanic and Asian aliens are the new Democrat slaves.

Anonymous said...

There's no two ways about it, this is fucking gross. Look, if the guy wants some strange on the side (yeah, last I heard he's dating some young supermodel), go find a reputable escort service and pay up. At least in that situation it's more of a career choice. I highly doubt these ladies are all like "you know what, I'm gonna start giving out some happy endings for an extra $50, what a great way to make some extra cash". Hittin up rub and tugs is like the slighter cleaner version of finding a crack head for a quick blow job for $20 downtown.

Anonymous said...

All I wanna know is - how much did he pay the ref for the bad calls?

Anonymous said...

8:31 is exactly right. He's a disgusting old pervert. Fine. I get that. But does he also have to be a cheapskate tightwad penny pinching prick too??? Pay the money for a "classy" place where it is discreet and the girls are not exploited and are paid fairly. Haha I know it's wrong but I'm grooving hard on schadenfreude. Wait til the video.