Friday, January 04, 2019

The Pitch Poo-Poos Pricey Kansas City Luxury Crossroads Development

Credit where it's due . . . This scathing juxtaposition has earned a great deal of social media love from the vast majority of locals who are priced out of Downtown real estate schemes which mostly serve as sketchy schemes that won't endure the upcoming recession. Read more:

Cool new KC art apartments only cost $1,000 for a 420-square-foot studio

Love art. Really, it's not so much art that I love as it is being adjacent to art. Makes me feel funky and vibrant. That's why I'm moving into the ARTerra apartments, which opened yesterday in the vibrant Kansas City Crossroads Arts District, at 2100 Wyandotte (right next to the new Crossroads Hotel).

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

The owners need a reality adjustment. I have a 1200 sq ft house in KCMO for $860 mortgage payment.

Anonymous said...

Most of the people down there are homosexuals. They don’t need much space to suck dick and get buttfucked in.

Anonymous said...

^^^^And you know that because you're down there every night.

Anonymous said...

Multiple
Limp
Kocks

Anonymous said...

I'm a jealous geezer. I don't have $1000. I have to pretend to care about this! I'm angry all the time. Why doesn't anybody ever listen to me? I'm so lonely. Wait...I have an opinion on this!!!!

Anonymous said...

The Pitch staff is just jealous that they can’t afford it.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you have got some major obsession with “sucking dick and getting buttfucked.” A repressed fantasy maybe?

Anonymous said...

They can only charge what the market is willing to pay. Also if the property owners work together and don't have much competition in pricing, profits stay high for everyone. If somebody is willing to pay 1000 a month then who am I to argue with the fool.

Anonymous said...

Holy.....my goodness did you guys see how much the rent is in the article for the two bedroom two bathroom? $3,300 a month. 3300 to live in a dangerous and run down area with pigeon poop everywhere. Dirty Hipsters and sexually frustrated homosexuals looking for an outlet for their anger? Nah..... you all can have that. No sir no thank you.

Anonymous said...

^^OK pops. Thanks. You should stick to the rest home where you're currently confined. If we wanted the opinion of a shut-in, Matlock-watching, pants-shitter, we would've come into the day room and gotten it.

Anonymous said...

To all of you geezers in TKC land. Diaper boy, aka geezer hater, has left John Knox Village with a truckload of loaded diapers.

Diaper boy is on his way to the crossroads so he and his hipster friends can perform the scratch and sniff test before they start creating their shart work.

Anonymous said...

^^Thanks Cletus. Now go get your diaper changed. You've been wallowing in shit all day. If you can't play nice on the inter-webs, then you're not getting any applesauce, and we will be giving you your meds via suppositories from now on..

Anonymous said...

There will be people moving into this place who call themselves “gender non conforming” . Which means they don’t identify as male or a female. They just pick and choose what gender they are on any given day. This is the kind of freak that embraces this area and around Westport. Socialists, liberals, shitty tattoo hipsters.

Anonymous said...

^^Relax Maude. Nobody is going to walk in on you while you "make #2" in the ladies room at the home. Rest assured you are just as hideous on the outside as you are on the inside.

Anonymous said...

If people are stupid enough to pay that kind of rent for that area then all I can say is I'm glad their total lack of common sense keeps them out of my neighborhoods.

In Overland Park an avg studio apt is 526 sq ft and costs you just $649 a month. For an avg of $1012 a month you can get app 971 sq ft. It's weird because a smaller place will cost you more money than say a 3 bedroom place per sq ft. A studio apt in say Fairwood as in where Glazer use to live will cost you almost $400 a month more than one with 3 bedrooms. In the golden ghetto Shawnee and Merriam are your cheaper cities on avg to rent in.

Anonymous said...

^^Your neighborhood is Frogville. Absolutely no one wants to live there.

Anonymous said...

I hope the condo boom keeps rents high because that pushes the shitty people out. I'm worried more 10 years from now though after the condo boom has settled and these places start to go to shit because everyone realizes they would rather live in houses so they don't have shared wall neighbors.

Anonymous said...

I love you geezer boi, let’s get together real soon ok! I want you so desperately! You’re my kind of man!,,

Anonymous said...

INSET balconies

Anonymous said...

I have no problem with the high rents. I do have a problem with taxpayers' subsidizing the landlords who collect the high rents while these landlords feed at the public trough.