Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Kansas City Morning Magazine

Hottie Paris is still the socialite most celebs want at their party but she's now a longtime denizen of the tabloid scene . . .

OK: Paris Hilton Is 'Open To Meeting New People’ After Breakup With Ex-FiancĂ© Chris Zylka

Daily Mail: Move over Paris Hilton! Heiress to KFC chicken fortune poses in nothing but $10M worth of diamonds for a VERY risque James Bond-inspired shoot

Vice: The 2020 Presidential Race Will Put Capitalism's Evils on Full Display

Closer to home, we're having a good time gathering these morning links worth a peek:

Big Sexy Clowns Us All

Newspaper Reports History

Missouri bill targets border war with Kansas in KC metro | The Kansas City Star

Missouri taxpayers spent around $151 million over the last decade luring companies from Johnson and Wyandotte counties in Kansas a few miles across the state line to Jackson County. And according to research by the Hall Family Foundation, Kansas reciprocated by spending $184 million enticing border-hopping companies to flee Jackson County for Johnson and Wyandotte.

Local Fire & Ice

Apartment fire in Kansas City leaves one displaced

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Kansas City firefighters are investigating the cause of an apartment fire that has left one person displaced. The apartment fire took place just after 3 p.m. Wednesday at an apartment located on East 31st Street and Brooklyn Avenue on the city's east side.

Local Trucker Vigilante Sting Against Suspected Creeper Stays Losing

Charges quietly dismissed in suspected pedophile predator case

FAIRWAY, KS (KCTV) -- Charges have been quietly dismissed in a case that grabbed statewide attention. A Missouri truck driver busted a man he suspected was a pedophile predator. He did it live on Facebook and prosecutors eventually brought charges, but defense lawyers questioned if these cases would hold up in court.

Kansas City Season Ticket Propaganda

The Chiefs will be back

In a somewhat surprising move, the Chiefs have fired Bob Sutton, the only defensive coordinator Andy Reid has employed in his tenure as the head coach in Kansas City. It's only surprising because Reid is supremely loyal, not because of the results on the field.

Home Team Lives In The Past

Kansas City Royals: Why not Mike Moustakas?

On a Kansas City Royals depth chart filled with question marks and players yet to establish themselves as viable major leaguers, third base may cause the most consternation. Currently, former prospect Hunter Dozier is listed atop the depth chart, with Chris Owings as the backup.

Kansas City Airport History

Airport was among best in the US

This Hallmark Cards postcard titled "Airplane View of Kansas City, Mo." is actually a copy of a photograph taken in 1929 or 1930 by the Curtiss-Wright Flying Service, Photo Division of New York City. It is one of 57 photos in the archives of the Missouri Valley Room of the Kansas City Public Library.

Fine Young Cannibals - Good Thing is the #TBT song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .


Anonymous said...

With that getup, Jason needs to come back to KC and run for mayor.
Given the current menagerie, he'd be hard to pick out of a lineup.
Bow tie would help.

Anonymous said...

I’d screw that Paris gal real deep and hard, yessiree. She ain’t got big titties but she’s got real nice legs.

Anonymous said...

^^and you have a tiny dick. Just like your President.

Anonymous said...

^^ Are you the official dick measurement boy? Seem to know a lot about it.

Anonymous said...

^^Yes I am. Your wife gives me all the details.

Anonymous said...

Truckers Against Predators likes to play with themselves pretending to be young girls when luring pedos in with sexy texts. Guess trucking can be boring at times and what's better than pretending to be young virgin poontang while shifting their sticks?

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^ It says here in your chat log....