Thursday, January 17, 2019

THE KANSAS CITY LOVE CONNECTION: CHIEFS HALL OF FAMER TONY GONZALEZ OUTED AS 'ESKIMO BROTHERS' WITH RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD JEFF BEZOS!!!



First a definition of the term that seeks to create unity but instead has been met with politically charged derision . . .

"Eskimo brothers" is a phrase used to describe two men who have hooked up with the same woman. Urban Dictionary defines it as, "When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another . . .Take language seriously. Sorry, but your cutesy phrases that are predicated on the idea that women and non-white people are objects or jokes just aren't going to fly."

The Kansas City Eskimo brother connection is apropos given the current cold front about to blast this cowtown but sadly has been overlooked . . .



A tibit buried in MSM and ignored by KC newsie "journalists" reveals . . .

After news of his divorce, MSM noted billionaire Jeff Bezos has been hooking up with the former baby mama of Tony G.

Again, here's real news proof buried in a story . . .

Fox News: Sanchez has a third child from a relationship with former NFL tight end Tony Gonzalez.

Now, amid this season of Kansas City playoff hype . . .

SHAME ON KANSAS CITY MSM FOR IGNORING THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 'ESKIMO BRO' CONNECTION TO THE AMAZON KINGPIN!!!

At the very least this could prove effective in garnering KCMO some of that Amazon slave labor employment which continues to elude this town . . .



Leveraging the KC "Eskimo Brother" connection to billionaire Bezos is far more realistic than simply spamming Amazon like Mayor Sly James in order to try and win desperately needed local jobs.

In the final analysis, the lives of former jocks and big money American oligarchs are revealed to be just as sordid as the rest of the plebs as we all await ongoing storms and the big game this weekend.

Check the links:

Peeps: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in 'Constant Contact' and Going Strong Amid Romance Drama: Source

SunUK: NEWS SANCHOR Who is Lauren Sanchez, did she have an affair with Jeff Bezos and are they dating now?

AOL: Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sanchez 'very much in love' as ex-pal says he'd be 'stupid' to marry her - report

Developing . . .

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two poles, one hole? What could possibly be offensive about that?

Dex said...

Please, keep Amazon out of Kansas City. It's one of the worst things that could ever happen here and would only make rent and mortgages even higher. They are virtually destroying the cities where they have already moved more offices.

Anonymous said...


Jeff Bezos CUTE! He looks like Uncle Fester in la la land.

Anonymous said...

I tend to side with 8:29. From what I have seen Amazon requires massive tax breaks, which KC would quickly do. Another controversy is the NY govt peoples are upset that Amazon will not guarantee they will hire everyone local. So they get huge tax breaks and they wont ensure everyone hired locally.

Anonymous said...

Lauren Sanchez is a whore who has been rode hard and put up wet.

Anonymous said...

If bezos aka Destro can't do better than that on his own then he should get back together with his wife. There's nothing wrong with honorable marriage.

I guess I am Eskimo brother with my ex's husband because we get along great and he's a wonderful guy. Twice the man I was and therefore she's probably twice as hateful to him.

thanks,
Radish

Anonymous said...

No Amazon in KC, a bad company that already treat's workers like Hell in KCK.

chuck said...

Ya wanna know why Bezos' eye is slit and always squinting?

About 20 years ago, I ordered some Zubaz pants, an NSYNC album and a book by Pauly Shore. They never showed up and I couldn't get my money back. I see Bezos in the LA airport, walked over and blasted him in the face. Dude went backwards into Stevie Wonder who was sitting there watching the whole thing. That's right, that fucker can see. I already knew that, because back in the 70's, he opened for the Rolling Stones in Norfolk Virginia. I threw a brick at the hyperactive little fucker and he ducked!

Anyway, Stevie jumps out of the way and Bezos lands in the seat out cold.

His eye was never the same, although he can still cyclops some major tail. That Mexican chick is HOT!!

Retro ROCKER said...

OU812

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Gross but lulz!

Anonymous said...

Tony G. is one of the best Chiefs that ever lived. His current wife is even hotter. The upside here is for him, maybe not Kansas City. He's now got an "in" or at least a conversation starter with Bezos which is not a bad thing and proves the guy is also one of the NFLs smartest.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Agree at least that his new wife is way hotter.

Anonymous said...

With Bezos taking over, Tony G's child support bill should go away.

Anonymous said...

She seems a little old for TG to be giving the dills, but attractive none the less.

Anonymous said...

Talk about your "sloppy fifty-fourths", WHEW!