Saturday, January 12, 2019

Snow Job: Kansas City Chiefs Defeat Colts 31-13 And Move To AFC Championship



Perspective, in a tweet posted just moments ago, Kansas City Chiefs marketing used the same "let's roll" language that kicked off the War Against Terror after 9/11 tragedy in order to mobilize their fans.

Brief aside, in lieu of a playlist this evening, a few words of wisdom recently struck a chord over the holidays and seem apropos for tonight . . .



They put drugs in your food. And they film you. There are messages in every game. 

Like PAC-MAN.

Do you know what PAC stands for? P.A.C. Program And Control. He's program and control man. The whole thing is a metaphor. He thinks he's got free will but really he's trapped in a maze, in a system. All he can do is consume. He's pursued by demons that are probably just in his own head.

And even if he does manage to escape by slipping out one side of the maze. What happens? He comes right back in the other side.

People think it's a happy game. It's not a happy game. It's a fucking nightmare world and the worst thing is, it's real and we live in it. 

It's all code . . .

Accordingly, here are the links for the game tonight that curiously seem to all reference some form of dominance . . .


Kansas City "Dominance" Obsession

Patrick Mahomes, Chiefs Advance to AFC Championship After Dominant Win vs. Colts

Charlie Neibergall/Associated Press The top-seeded Kansas City Chiefs beat the No. 6 Indianapolis Colts 31-13at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri, on Saturday to advance to the AFC Championship Game. KC will play in the AFC title game for the first time since 1993, where it will meet the winner of Sunday's contest between the New England Patriots and Los Angeles Chargers.


Something About The Weather

Chiefs freeze out Andrew Luck, Colts to become AFC Championship Game hosts

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The Kansas City Chiefs ended their playoff agony in epic fashion. Patrick Mahomes played with the poise of a veteran in his first postseason start, running for a touchdown and executing the offense to near-perfection on two other scoring drives while the much-maligned Kansas City defense made Andrew Luck and the Indianapolis Colts look as bad as they did at the start of the season in a 31-13 victory Saturday afternoon.


Coin Toss Clue

Chiefs dominate Colts 31-13 to advance to AFC Championship

With surprising reliance on a defense that kept the Indianapolis Colts offense out of the end zone during the first half, the Kansas City Chiefs soundly defeated the Colts 31-13 to advance to the AFC Championship Game for the first time since 1993 - and the first time ever at Arrowhead Stadium The Chiefs won the opening coin toss, and elected to defer to the second half.


Domination Theme Continued

Chiefs win over Colts turns all expectations upside-down

It's not that no one expected the Kansas City Chiefs to win. It's that no one expected the Chiefs to defeat the Indianapolis the way that they did.


Classic Kansas City Reference

Did Patrick Mahomes use 'Helen Keller' as a pre-snap call?

On Saturday against the Colts, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes barked out a pre-snap call that sounds like "Helen Keller" late in the first half, with the Chiefs just outside the red zone. Fans watching the game were caught off-guard. that play was called Helen Keller?


You decide . . .

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

submission vs. dominance.

You can't have an up without a down. That's probably one of the reasons why there are more people in jail in the US than in China.

Maybe a reason that giving up constitutional rights is now signaled as a virtue. Among the lower caste.

I love Kansas City said...

Okay, don't get weird about it.

Great game.

Great fans.

Great day for the city to celebrate an achievement for a change!

Anonymous said...

Or maybe just a distraction to keep people from realizing that KCMO can't even keep the lights on? And they cheer about it.

Gobi said...

I don't want to get into all of this weirdness published by TKC.

But I do want to remind people that I predicted the Chiefs would win two weeks ago and there were a lot of doubters on this blog saying nasty things and hoping for the worst. YOU WERE WRONG! The Chiefs ruled today and we're on the way to the Super Bowl! GO CHIEFS!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Um. Do you play with the team?

Why do you say we?

You probably don't have any affiliation with the team at all. Just a pathetic fan who pays to seem bigger and stronger men bash in their brains. Sorry that you have to live vicariously.

Gobi said...

Um, I'm a season ticket holder. Have been for years. And just thought I'd check in with some of the negative d-bags on TKC to let you know that some people in KC just want to cheer for the home team and WE were right. Sorry that you can't even enjoy a win @8:18. That seems more pathetic than anything else you've imagined.

Anonymous said...

Time to slide into the willing ladies of the P and L district tonight! Good times!

Anonymous said...

More terrifying still, then getting beat by Mahomes, Putin is now able to project words out of Trump’s mouth in real-time, literally using Trump’s head as a puppet, or like one of those Mission Impossible masks.

Super Bowl Baby!

PONG said...

Dude, this post is kind of dark.

Program and control.

Dominance.

9/11.

makes me think that this isn't a football roundup at all! The next thing you'll tell me is that Rachel Maddow guy is really right and Trump is going to have to answer for the Mueller report.

I no like.

Anonymous said...

Good stuff. Kind of like the gamer chiefs recap. A winner winner chicken diner fortenight style of celebration. Very cool Kanye.

- covfefe

Anonymous said...

OMG! What happened geezers?!?’ We were supposed to be 1 and done! You said to book it. What happened? Talk a little about how you worthless geezers have no idea what you’re talking about, and then, contrast that with how Tony has no fucking idea what he’s talking about. I’ll listen off air.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^ Absolutely correct.

The geezers must apologize.

The team looked pretty damn good today!

Anonymous said...

Mahomes wears Birkenstocks with socks and listens to Nickleback.

Anonymous said...


8:24 You're the PINKO here, sounds like you have a sickle up your ass idiot.

Anonymous said...

Let me quote TKC readers for the last two weeks:

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Let's hear from you now.

Anonymous said...

The defense played great

Anonymous said...

It was a toss up for me, so good for the chiefs, there’s always next week though! Bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

You’re a homosexual. Go away.

Anonymous said...

Your salad got tossed, right?

Anonymous said...

Mission Accomplished

Salute!

Anonymous said...

But the pants-shitters had a narrative!! The Chiefs were one and done! Tony said “ It was a season of disappointment” The phony flag-fucking geezers said the Chiefs would lose! Hahahahahahahahha. Fucking geezers! Dumbest animals walking the planet!

Anonymous said...

9:21 But the pants-shitter geezer hater had a narrative!! The Chiefs were one and done! geezer boi said “ It was a season of disappointment” The phony flag-fucking geezer hater said the Chiefs would lose! Hahahahahahahahha. Fucking geezer hater! Dumbest animal walking the planet!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, where are all the one and done folks now?

Hahaha. Also, kill all negroes.

Anonymous said...

Geezers! One and done? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ that’s funny right there!

Anonymous said...

So, 8:21, you've dumped tons of money into some rich guy's pocket and paid out retardedly for overpriced beer and parking. But that still doesn't make you a "we' unless you play for the team.

Cee Bee said...

Bread and circus for the hoi polloi.
The Rams v Chiefs game should have told you the fix is in with the NFL.
Like 2 heavyweights fighting for the belt that are both pimped by Don King.
The zebras control the game.

TPTB are always seeking to divide us. There are a few posters here that have been programmed to go after "geezers", just like in Mao's cultural revolution.
Even the NFL is full of programmed messages, from paid military flyovers, to Susan J. Komen pink shit.

There is no power that can overcome The Beast, save Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

I’m surprised the geezer hater has much to say about this. He comes off as a major homosexual and I figured he was watching the Kardashians today instead of the game.

Anonymous said...

^^^ FTW!

Anonymous said...

One and done!!! TKC TOLD YOU SO!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 1/5/19, 9:27 AM
One and done.

Anonymous 1/5/19, 9:47 AM
One and done. Book it.


Booked.

Anonymous said...

You silly fucks really care and keep track of old posts? HA. Chiefs played well, everybody was waiting for the implosion... admit it.

Anonymous said...

So, golden boy gets to make fun of blind people and gets a pass from the "P.C." world? Hmmm...

Why doesn't he change it to "moo-latto"?

Anonymous said...

Haven't won anything yet. Marcus Peters, where are you?

Anonymous said...

Really? Because they just won a playoff game at home Nancy!!!!!!! Now get your shine box!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ugh huh. Whatever chump! Now go watch Masterpiece Theatre alone you fucking loser!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

TKC geezers, what happened? Tony what happened? You worthless fucks had a narrative!!!!

Midsized Groot said...

commerce happened. The Chiefs conned you. And you are on this blog early on Sunday morning debating much smarter people. The world keeps turning. It's evolution baby.

Anonymous said...

Maddie said:

"Anonymous:
Mahomes wears Birkenstocks with socks and listens to Nickleback.
1/12/19, 8:43 PM"

You take that back 8:34 PM!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

^^^Say the loser on this blog early on Sunday morning. “Much smarter people than you” on this blog???Really??? Nice try loser, now go clean the bathrooms. Your break is over!!!!!!