SHOULD WE FINALLY BREAK DOWN AND SEE SPORTING KANSAS CITY IN 2019?!?!

They're a championship team, their fans include a lot of snarky hipsters who come up with some clever and profane chants from time to time and the stadium is one of the nicest in the metro. Decide for yourself, here's the schedule this year to power your contemplation:

Sporting KC 2019 Schedule released

Major League Soccer announced the schedules for each team and Sporting Kansas City was no exception. Sporting KC's full 2019 34-game schedule is out. The 2019 home opener is against the Philadelphia Union on March 10 and the last regular season match at Children's Mercy Park will be September 29 th versus the Portland Timbers.

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  1. If you watch soccer, you might as well tell the whole world that you’re gay and you like to suck dick.

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    1. FYI, that comment makes you sound like an interbred redneck. And no matter how many NFL games and monster truck rallies you watch, I think you’ll always struggle with some deeply hidden homosexual curiosity.

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  2. If you enjoy minor league soccer in a high school pep rally atmosphere then yes, by all means go to a game.

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  3. When they make a rule for crybaby dives and rolls MAYBE I will watch the last 10 minutes.

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  4. Sorry but I quit trying to pretend like I'm younger by pretending I like soccer. Zero zero ties, flop fall-downs, goalie wearing hamburger helper gloves, neckscarf hipsters, dammit it's all so insufferable. Can't pretend to like jazz either.
    Radish

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