Here's a pleasant way to wreck those New Year's resolution from the start and a high calorie guide for overpriced local hipster fare . . . And so The Pitch attempts to recapture former glory with this serving of suggestions:
10 places to go for brunch on New Year's Day in Kansas City
Courtesy Happy Gillis Cafe and Hangout It's New Year's Day. The office is closed, you have a hangover, and you must eat. But it's Tuesday. Thankfully, there are heroic individuals in the service industry who, despite hangovers of their own, will be there to help.
KC is chock full of fat-assed "foodies."
ReplyDeleteYep. Just like your wife.
DeleteOffice is closed, thanks to the boss who provides a check to pay for your decadent lifestyle. What better day to indulge in the great Kansas City addiction to eating, drinking, and seeking amusement?
ReplyDeleteWhatever lackey. Surprised you were able to pull your bosses dick from your mouth long enoyto write that.
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