Kansas City Culture Question: Would You Pay 300 Bucks to See Hamilton?!?! Why???

A newsworthy line for local middle-class millionaires . . .

"And tickets could be had for as little as $338."

Here's a preview of cowtown culture for the Summer . . .

'Hamilton' In Kansas City: Dates, Tickets To Hottest Show In US

KANSAS CITY, MO - "Hamilton," Lin-Manuel Miranda's hit, Tony Award-winning musical about Alexander Hamilton, is playing at more than 20 theaters nationwide this year, including many shows in Kansas City. That's right - you don't have to fly to New York City and brave Broadway ticket-hawkers to see the hottest show in America.

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  1. I would pay it, because I got it.

    Sorry beetches.

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  2. ^^Me too! Don't forget this blog caters to broke geriatrics. The can't afford shit. Plus, they have no culture so this is lost on them.

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  3. ^^^^^^^^ The people who really got it don't flaunt it 7:44 & 7:48 just showed everybody that they're really broke.

    Bwahahahahahaahhahahahahaa!

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  4. Step right up and pay through the nose for pointless revisionism! Yay!

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  5. Why should I pay to see a musical for the suburban white guilt crowd.

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  6. $100 is to see the show. The rest is for being able to brag to your friends and relatives that you have seen it.

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  7. 8:14am hits the nail on the head.
    Just think:You can ride THE streetcar, then walk past the empty storefronts along Main Street, have an overpriced artisinal cocktail and maybe some avocado toast, take in THE show,
    and then take selfies and talk about how upscale, woke, and sophisticated you have become.
    Brooklyn in the mid-west.
    It doesn't get any better than this!

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  8. ^^Sorry geezer. It's not for you. Please don't comment on things you're ignorant of. Also, as this takes place outside, you will likely never see it. Stay on here and do what you do best: shitting yourself over other people living their lives.

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  9. Ooh popular culture is weird and scary! I'd better stay away!!!

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  10. ^^Who are you fooling Maude...you were always staying away! You've never been anywhere or done anything. This sad blog is the highlight of your day.

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  11. I think I'll save my money for a true example of "Multiculturalism", and wait for the roadshow of "Porgy And Bess", starring Justin Bieber as Porgy.

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  12. ^^Geezer reference. Best to wait for Matlock. It's more your speed.

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  13. 7:56: So true. With a few flashy exceptions, most wealthy conceal rather than flaunt their wealth.

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  14. If I want to be preached at by homosexuals I'll go to the Unity Temple. For free.

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  15. ^^Or go back home where daddy can be hard you!

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    1. Was that English? Try harder.

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  16. Just For the Record1/9/19, 10:11 AM

    Only those who have short dicks and no money try and make you think they have both. Those who have one or both of them feel no need to brag about it. If you have to flaunt it, it means you ain't got it. Sort of goes hand in hand with making fun of people who have a better life than you haters do. So you haters think making diaper jokes and geezer jokes makes you feel more relevant when all it proves to the world is how huge a loser you really are.

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  17. ^^Umm... no it doesn't. False. The diaper and geezer jokes are hilarious! If you don't think so, you must be a geezer with a shitty diaper and no life.

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  18. ^^^^Or perhaps someone with a more refined sense of humor who finds potty jokes a tad juvenile.

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  19. @10:17AM bitch, you've come to the wrong place for that!

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  20. ^^ Have a nice day!

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  21. cultural misappropriation

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  22. Why would I pay $300 when I can see South Pacific for free in the park.

    Now get off my lawn!

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  23. Read Alexander Hamilton's wikipedia, he was a brilliant man, starting as a child. A financial genius. The play is a sacrilege of his memory, make a factual movie about him, not some gay black dance off.

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  24. ^^^ Thank you, Mike Pence.

    Sorry you're still butthurt over the cast singling you out.

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