Friday, January 25, 2019
DILLY DILLY!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS TOUTING 'THE KEEP' TO SELL DISGUSTING BUD LIGHT TO FANBOYS?!?!
This week the Kansas City Royals pushed hard to sell cheap seats to scumbags with a bit of marketing "glitz" that's good enough to distract cowtown rubes who already forgot the team lost 100 games last season.
The pitch . . .
The Keep at Kauffman Stadium is the first ever fan focused, fan driven, fan section at The K. The Keep is a place for fans that are not only passionate about the Royals, but equally passionate about their Kansas City community and possibly their epic tailgating. This exclusive ticket package is for avid fans that enjoy an exciting and welcoming atmosphere and most importantly: creating memories at The K.
Now, whilst the home team is entertaiing rugrats and offering family fare for Fan Fest today . . . The Keep plays on the whole castle motif and provides a tie-in for the World Series "Take The Crown" catchphrase.
But now we're through the looking glass people . . .
The Keep also provides a perfect place for the Kansas City Royals to push the Bud Knight and his disgusting swill down the gullets of low rent fans via a product tie-in to all of those somewhat funny dilly dilly commercials. Double bonus, this idea is better than serving plague rats at the concession stands.
And whilst so many fanbody functional alcoholics don't really need an excuse to booze it up at the ball park . . . It's important to myth-bust this soft conspiracy and at least inform locals and their livers that the effort to distract from the hot mess on the field is already underway.
Developing . . .