Friday, January 25, 2019

DILLY DILLY!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS TOUTING 'THE KEEP' TO SELL DISGUSTING BUD LIGHT TO FANBOYS?!?!



This week the Kansas City Royals pushed hard to sell cheap seats to scumbags with a bit of marketing "glitz" that's good enough to distract cowtown rubes who already forgot the team lost 100 games last season.

The pitch . . .

The Keep at Kauffman Stadium is the first ever fan focused, fan driven, fan section at The K. The Keep is a place for fans that are not only passionate about the Royals, but equally passionate about their Kansas City community and possibly their epic tailgating. This exclusive ticket package is for avid fans that enjoy an exciting and welcoming atmosphere and most importantly: creating memories at The K.

Now, whilst the home team is entertaiing rugrats and offering family fare for Fan Fest today . . . The Keep plays on the whole castle motif and provides a tie-in for the World Series "Take The Crown" catchphrase.

But now we're through the looking glass people . . .



The Keep also provides a perfect place for the Kansas City Royals to push the Bud Knight and his disgusting swill down the gullets of low rent fans via a product tie-in to all of those somewhat funny dilly dilly commercials. Double bonus, this idea is better than serving plague rats at the concession stands.

And whilst so many fanbody functional alcoholics don't really need an excuse to booze it up at the ball park . . . It's important to myth-bust this soft conspiracy and at least inform locals and their livers that the effort to distract from the hot mess on the field is already underway.

Developing . . .

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dilly dilly.

Anonymous said...

Dilly dilly.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty passionate about getting wasted and socializing at baseball games, otherwise, 99% of the games are a snoozefest.

Anonymous said...

^^ Try to learn baseball. You might like it.

Anonymous said...

The Royals are going to suck again. We have the same cheapskate inbred Arkansas hillbilly owner. The same inept Jesus freak general manager. The same worthless scouting department. The same lethargic manager that sleeps every game from innings 2-6. And pretty much the same shitty players.

Anonymous said...

^^^ so what you're saying is, You can't wait !!

Anonymous said...

All Sports are exactly like SEX!
It is far better to do it than to watch it!
Reading and talking about it is a complete waste of time!

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck this stupid fucking program is $500 for ONE ticket for 15 games total. Jesus, no one's paying that

Anonymous said...

$500 is $33.33 per game, about the face amount of the tickets. But face it, the serious fans don't pay extra for crappy seats. They are trying to create an alcohol fueled party atmosphere to draw in non baseball fans. It works for soccer and football, baseball is just trying to imitate it.

Anonymous said...

$35 a ticket and you have the games pre chosen for you. I be you can get in those weekday games for around $5 come the week of

Anonymous said...

Sure, but will they have confetti cannons and choreographed chants like Sporting KC?