Monday, January 14, 2019

Bud Light Curses Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Chances With Horrific Freebie Promise

This town will be awash in mediocre booze of all sorts in the event of big game victory. Take a look at local news carrying "news" from one of their biggest advertisers:

Bud Light promises free beer to Kansas City if Chiefs win Super Bowl

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- Here's an added incentive to beat the New England Patriots on Sunday and win the Super Bowl. As if winning weren't enough, Bud Light just announced it will bring enough beer for the whole city if the Kansas City Chiefs win the big game.

13 comments:

Tracy Thomas said...

Since the game is happening at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, I'd rather have a free Mercedes...

Anonymous said...

Well, if they’re gonna give it away I guess I’ll take some, somehow I don’t think we’ll have to worry about it though.

Anonymous said...

Well Tracy, you're not going to get a free Mercedes because you're a hideous troll with a shitty personality and an ugly nature. Only hotties get a free Mercedes.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

Tracy’s right... a Benz seems right... since 1969.
She isn’t a troll... I’ve never met her, but I enjoy reading her comments here.
You will know me as I always start off with how Indid here.
Chiefs will take care of Brady and the defense will be looking at some fines as they get their licks in on Brady and punish him for all the cheating. He will retire this offseason. Look for him to be carted off the field.
You read it here first.

Anonymous said...

I think you should give out one of your handjobs to everyone in KC if the Chiefs win. At your usual price of $5 I know it'll be about $5 million in lost profits for you, but hey.

Joe Justice said...

Tracy is great! She deserves a Mercedes as an award for a long lifetime of working to improve the greater KC community.

Anonymous said...

^^How? Through shitty comments on a blog for dying geriatrics?

Anonymous said...

^^^Says the guy who has never done and will never do anything productive enough to justify the space he takes up and the air he breathes.

Johnston said...

Absolutely agree with Tracy. She has class and her troll is an ASS!

Anonymous said...

Tracy is great, and her comments are too.

Anonymous said...

If they offered me that shit beer for winning I'd throw the game.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely disagree with You. Tracy is an awful human being and she smells like ASS!