The Kansas City News Line Monday Night

A quick survey of "news" regarding the greatest cultural force of this generation . . .

HT: Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Building A Following

Cosmo: Kim Kardashian Has Had It With Kanye West's Tweeting and Reportedly "Just Wants Him Off Twitter"

Peeps: Kim Kardashian -- From High on Ecstasy at Her First Wedding to Basically Sober

Closer to home, here are the local news links we're checking tonight . . .

Kansas City Internets Winning

Local Turkey Surprise

Wild turkey smashes into Kansas City home

Kansas City Police say a turkey died over the weekend in an unusual accident. Police tweeted out a photo of a home with its window broken and features inside. They say officers called to a home after a report of a prowler, possible burglary in progress over the weekend.

Kansas City Tax & Spend Newspaper Picks Up TKC Leftovers From Last Month

Should KC raise property taxes to boost affordable housing? | The Kansas City Star

Kansas City Councilman Scott Wagner has proposed a property tax increase for affordable housing programs. It may not be the perfect approach, but it's a start toward an important decision for the city.

Local Doggie Biz Booming

Woof's dog spa wags into new markets with startup mindset, owner says

It's a classic startup tail: Disillusionment with corporate life sends a would-be founder fetching for fresh ideas and more innovative inspiration. Woof's Play & Stay provided Andy Wiltz the opportunity to scratch that itch, the dog spa owner said.

Happy Rock Helping Hand

Neighbors look to help fire victims in Gladstone

GLADSTONE, MO (KCTV) -- Most people walking or driving by a home in Gladstone are slowing down and stopping to take it all in. "Just to come down and kind of reflect on what happened last night," said Kaci Groves. Groves and her roommate Sarah Little Sun live down the street.

Kansas City Welcomes Mumble Rapper

Will Kansas City Chiefs Overcome Injuries Amid Playoff Fight?!?!?

Chiefs injury updates: Kendall Fuller likely to play against Seattle after successful surgery

Reports that Kansas City Chiefs starting cornerback Kendall Fuller would have hand surgery surfaced Friday morning, and although Chiefs head coach Andy Reid confirmed those reports Monday, it does not appear Fuller will miss much time, if any at all. " Kendall Fuller did have surgery on his hand, he's doing well," Reid told the local media on Monday.

And this is the OPEN THREAD for tonight . . .