A guide to some of this town's most mundane and worthless gatherings that aren't nearly as much fun as clowning celebrities and social media jerks with people that you actually like . . . Take a look:
Sympathetic Vibrations | Avoiding the New Year's Eve Dud
Whether you plan months in advance or you try to throw something together at the last minute, the odds are that your New Year's Eve is going to suck. And that's not your fault. We unfairly build up the holiday as the remedy to all of our holiday ails.
Please, firre your celibitory shots into the ground not in the air.
ReplyDelete^^check! Make sure you stay under the bed pops!
ReplyDeleteSympathetic Vibrations sounds like the hipsters will be using dead dildos during their celebration.
ReplyDelete^^You sound like a pathetic alcoholic loser so there!
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